Cali Jules

*restocking the humidor* “Ah, a Rocky Patel Vintage 1992 Toro…WAIT…” *giggles to self, realizing she’s older than vintage in “cigar years.”* 😳🤭🙂🙃

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@piscesgroove_ I mean, seconded.

i still very much want to lick hugh jackman from head to toe, thank you

@Katie99825172 NEXT… 😂🤣😂☠️

Ultimate Murrieta Vacation Getaway #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/3eor9km/ulti…

@bekkahboos Yes… YEEEESSSSSS!!! ✨✨✨

See you in the fog part 2 electric boogalooo 🧡🖤🧡😫🧡

RIP to the forgotten rice cake in the onboarding hallway at the ATL airport.. and the people who cut in front of myself and this other guy in the midst of boarding… ☠️☠️☠️

Should I do a major trip tweet thread?! If so, here’s my first entry: To the guy who looked bewildered at me as you came out of the women’s bathroom… did my face give it away, or the double check of the sign out front? If I won’t tell the truth, my face will EVERY TIME. 😅

Listen y’all, you don’t miss theme park life until you low key do, am I right?! Ugh. Idk. 😅🙃😭😓

@LifewithLish The urge to do “All I wanted” in the parking garage was ✨✨✨✨✨

@TheWidowsWife Two for one S.P.E.C.I.A.L. blue long islands/adios muthaf*ckas FOR THE WIN! 🤭🤭🙃🙃

I BEG

@kortneejohnson7 Kinda wish I was initiated into the chaos, to see the full spectrum. 😊😂😅❤️✨

The OG team at Hagrid’s dealt with a whole other breed of Hagrid’s Motorbikes and for me personally Row 4 blinking was my worst enemy but 11B was a close second cause your girl is allergic to bees 🫢😂

@yogabagabriela Two words: GET. IT!

@piscesgroove_ You are though… gorgeous.

yall wouldn’t hear the end of it if denzel washington called me pretty lmao

@piscesgroove_ It’s giving… 90s workout… 😳😅😅😅

this was a choice lol

@CaitiexSykes Looks like the belt, but 100/100 more exciting. Lol

@Kearston__ See, I always thought some of them wardrobes DO BE UNWASHED and I… 🤢🤢

@TheWidowsWife She’s gorgeous!!!

She’s done ♥️

@piscesgroove_ Do it! It’s rewarding.

i want to start lifting weights

@Kearston__ Best of luck, BB!!! ❤️✨❤️✨