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This month's experimental post: With Apologies to Dr. Seuss When I posted about the extremely rare Gooper Blooper Goop Gooble event in Super Mario Sunshine, many readers remarked that it sounded like a children's poem. Below, I have written the post as an actual poem.

@Terra_Nil Livin' la Vita Nova

We're excited to announce a major update to Terra Nil: Vita Nova 🌿 With new levels, mechanics and other features, Vita Nova will be available June 24th on PC & Mobile. We can't wait for you all to play 🍃

Holiday Special 3: Honey Heist but Gremlins twitch.tv/duckwark

@DaemonRiRi New Astra just dropped 🤣

You know what would improve mashed potatoes? Serving it room-temperature with bits of eggs and celery 🤮

We are live!!

@Alienware Two horizontal, stacked vertically

let's settle this: 2 horizontal monitors OR 1 vertical + 1 horizontal

What would you use a 2nd monitor for? 🤔

Interested in #TheCrescentShroud but don't know where to start? Missed a bunch of episodes? We're having a Q&A TONIGHT at TWITCH.TV/DUCKWARK 9pm Eastern. #worldbuilding #actualplay #dungeonsanddragons #homebrew #darkfantasy (And Happy #PrideMonth⬛⬜🟪)

Party's in the Feywild, in Tir na Nog, in search of answers. 9pm Eastern twitch.tv/duckwark #dungeonsanddragons

@epicdndmemes Almost perfect, but the 2nd last line is missing a space. Good effort though

#dnd #ttrpg

@MorePerfectUS $1.5 mil for 102 violations is $14,705 each... Which is still less than the company would have paid a full-time worker at the federal minimum wage. Paying this fine is CHEAPER than the alternative of employing adults. A slap on the wrist for what should be jail time.

BREAKING: At least 102 children as young as 13 were found working overnight shifts, using hazardous chemicals, and cleaning brisket saws at 13 plants in eight states. The U.S. Department of Labor has fined Packers Sanitation Services $1.5 million for these egregious violations.

@JoshKulinski Too Human

One-Shot Adventurer's Guild! Actual Play Folklore TTRPG. twitch.tv/duckwark

This means I'm going to double down on finishing that replacement new game system. #TheCrescentShroud #OpenDnD

@RubberNinja It's nostril baby!

@juliamoonia @CriticalRole SAME

Buckeyes (Ohio) –– balls of peanut butter fudge dipped partially in chocolate to leave a small circle of peanut butter visible

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