𝓐𝙇͟𝙀͟𝙓͟𝙀͟𝙄͟ .ᐟ

don't hesitate. bare your teeth. go for the throat.

i was so unspeakably broken. so much so that i gave up trying to glue myself back together.

you always drink beer when you're thirsty?

hold up. are you asking me out?

yeah, well maybe being able to think about shit beyond profit margins and ignoring medical science skips a generation or forty.

you into dated, darwin theory pseudoscience or something? you can't look at someone's face and decide they're a psychopath. we left that dumb shit in the stone age.

can't exactly put up a fight when someone's thunking you over the head with a lead pipe from behind.

why? you planning on robbing me on my way out to my car?

fine. no more work talk. your work anyway, i don't work here.

you think i'm gonna rat you out or something? i've got nothing to gain from that.

nah, i'm contractual obligation adjacent. we only know each other because you work for my old man. you wasting any time with me just further proves you're an ass clenching workaholic.

maybe you need to start thinking outside of your contractual obligations.

in my defence, you do a good enough job grilling yourself.

i doubt that. but hey, nice try.

what'd you want from me? so, do it.

throw them out the window. who gives a shit? you don't even like the gig.

if you wanna call off work, then call off. you don't need any more of a reason than that.

you're trying to infiltrate my psyche? you hit your head or something?

why would i ever be dreaming about you?

and we already established that if you want me to come save you from an upper percentile douchebag you've gotta beg nice and loud. thought you were into following directions?