rev. dylan

good morning i hate this fucking country

I think biblical scholar Bart ehrman tried to send a text and somehow accidentlaly made it his Substack bio

Maybe we should defund rec centers and extracurricular programs and close down skateparks and basketball courts in order to combat this. Perhaps we could utilize AI

@lil_trevino24 @WarriorsCentel

@WarriorsCentel nice game winner tonight

i can’t wait til steph curry retires man. i think that’s the only person in the entire Earth’s history that i truly hate

@desmostylia there’s no cohesion on this team with the constantly rotating cast of characters. not mad at the play (what are you gonna do, not have steph shoot off a draymond screen?) but it came together extremely poorly.

@DylanRoss awesome. what a fun night. Can't get over how much I hate the last play. I know they wanted a double screen but I think that's still a bad play

that was fun I love hoops. the most fun sport when it's good

@desmostylia was there in person. i’m not even upset with the loss. haven’t had a warriors game that good in a long time. great stuff.

@DylanRoss yes great game in the end

@ohcrapohno no. you actually can’t do anything without finishing disco.

Can I play esoteric ebb if I didn't finish Disco Elysium

Went to a sunrise ‘non-denominational’ mountain top Easter service with my mom and the pastor’s example of rebirth in Christ was a story about his lap band surgery 👍

@jokingofcourse round like pizza

I think the earth is round, but also flat. Cylinder earth

I teach Applied Draculonics at Transylvania Tech

@sl33pw4lkr lol

@souljagoyteller @LegoRacers2 that’s why they called it Soy Cuba

There’s a shot every 5 minutes in this movie that makes me do this

just heard Nobody by Wonder Girls and got hit with intense starcraft flashbacks

@PiffWhiffle i stopped doing it because i never found one. one day i discovered one in my cooked beans. never again.

sorting pinto beans doesn't always yield pebbles but when it does you know you dodged a broken tooth or worse

@zmoney198 u ready to read some infuriating posts?

This is like when pickleball was invented and pickleballers were going up to tennis players saying “You play tennis? No way! I just got in to pickleball! Pretty much the same!” That’s how I feel watching weekend drinkers struggle to eat 9 lil smokies and a coors light tallboy

hezbollah ringo starr

@strugglinguncle i knew i wanted to get into yakuza but didn't know anything at all— people pointed me to 0. it was the right move for me. kiwami 1 was a huge step back in storytelling and gameplay, but i was already hooked.

@strugglinguncle i binged every yakuza game 0-6 in 2021 and it's clearly the correct way to play them. they should require you to do it that way.