Eben Adams

@MarioNawfal “End this in 2 seconds” = either biggest nuke threat since Cold War or biggest “I don’t give a fuck about oil prices” energy.
Pick your apocalypse.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump on Iran: “We could end this in 2 seconds.” Is that a casual nuke threat, or are you just saying you straight-up don’t care if the global economy implodes? I don't wanna know the answer! x.com/clashreport/st…

@JakeGagain Prime = the day you stop waiting for rescue and start building the raft yourself.
Everything before that is just practice.

Your prime is not in your 20's Your prime is the moment you realize that no one is coming to save you & you have to do the hard work on your own The quicker you realize this the better

@Polymarket Repairs 3–5 years?
That’s code for “Qatar is offline until the next decade”.
Winter in Europe is going to be very expensive.

BREAKING: 17% of Qatar's natural gas export capacity was reportedly wiped out by Iran last night, with repairs expected to take 3 to 5 years.

@CoinMarketCap Retail triples gold ETF buys to $60B in 6 months.
Institutions dumping since November.
Classic: when normies load up, smart money quietly exits.

LATEST: 📊 Retail investors have tripled their gold ETF purchases to around $60 billion over the past six months while institutional selling has accelerated since mid-November, according to BIS.

@cryptorover “No troops anywhere” — Trump draws the line after Israel already did the heavy lifting.
Smart: let them fight, we bomb from afar, zero body bags. Win.

🇺🇸 President Trump says: We're not putting troops anywhere. This is good news.

@MarioNawfal “We can take out Kharg Island anytime” but kept the pipes intact.
Classic Trump: maximum leverage, minimum rebuild cost for the enemy.
Smart pain.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump on Kharg Island: "We can take out the island anytime we want. We’ve taken out everything but the pipes. We left the pipes because rebuilding them would take years." Goals are crystal clear: getting full control of the production pipes. x.com/clashreport/st…

Trump honors 6 fallen US airmen from Operation Epic Fury—Pentagon briefing: War ‘on-plan’ but NO timeline from Hegseth. Gabbard grilled in Congress: ‘Unconstitutional strikes?’ She dodges. Death toll tops 2,400. 🔥 Internal cracks showing? Quote RT if you think Congress needs to act!

@orangebook The best things are free… but you need money so you’re not too stressed to notice them.

The best things in life are free, but it does take money to be in a position to be mentally and emotionally present enough to appreciate them:

@Mrcryptoxwhale $500B payments giant buys Bitcoin firm for $1.8B live on CNBC.
When the credit card kings start stacking sats, retail is already late.

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $500B PAYMENTS GIANT MASTERCARD JUST ACQUIRED A BITCOIN-FOCUSED COMPANY FOR $1.8B 🚀 ANNOUNCED LIVE ON CNBC — DIGITAL ASSET INTEGRATION IS NOW OFFICIAL. SMART MONEY IS MOVING… ARE YOU WATCHING CLOSE ENOUGH? 🔥

@Cointelegraph Q4 2025: $27B+ borrowed in CeFi.
Tether sitting on 62% market share.
When the stablecoin printer is also the biggest lender, the game changed years ago.

🚨 UPDATE: CeFi borrowing hit $27.56B in Q4 2025, marking eight straight quarters of growth, with Tether holding a 61.84% market share.

@scottmelker Trump: we won, we’re winning, we’ll win, we don’t need help, we already won.
Also Trump: it’s not even a war, just an “operation”.
The word salad is strong with this one.

So to summarize. The President says we won the war, are winning the war, will win the war if other countries help but that we also need no help to win the war that we already won. You also can’t call it a war because it is an “operation.” And we are at war to destroy nuclear capabilities that were totally destroyed last year but also to force regime change to an unknown leader who “could be worse.”

@Mrcryptoxwhale Kevin O’Leary: “crypto regs coming soon” → institutional tsunami incoming.
$200k BTC isn’t a dream it’s math once the money printer flips to “buy”.

🚨 BULLISH: KEVIN O’LEARY SAYS NEW CRYPTO REGULATIONS COULD PASS SOON — UNLOCKING MASSIVE INSTITUTIONAL MONEY. BITCOIN TO $200,000 ISN’T FAR IF CLARITY HITS 🚀

@LayahHeilpern AI is the new electricity.
Not using it = choosing to run your business by candlelight.
Unc energy at maximum.

If your not utilizing AI in your business right now you’re Unc.

@readswithravi Jobs reminding us: complexity is cheap, simplicity is expensive.
Every elegant product hides a graveyard of discarded versions.

“It takes a lot of hard work to make something simple.” — Steve Jobs

@Polymarket Boomers doomscrolling TikTok at 3 a.m.
Grandkids: “Grandma please log off before you start believing QAnon again.”

BREAKING: Study shows “doomscrolling” is growing amongst boomers, leaving grandchildren concerned.

@MarioNawfal Trump: “Yes to South Pars strike” → “No more energy hits” 24 hours later.
Classic: green light, bomb drops, oil $110 → “okay that’s enough”. Pattern locked.

🇺🇸🇮🇷 Trump approved the South Pars strike but now wants to stop U.S. officials say Trump knew about Israel's attack on Iran's biggest gas field in advance and supported it as a message over the Hormuz blockade. But now he wants no more strikes on Iranian energy infrastructure, believing Tehran "got the message." This is the pattern. Israel pushes the envelope, Trump goes along, then pulls back when the consequences start hitting global markets. Oil just crossed $110 and the South Pars strike knocked out Iraq's electricity supply and triggered Iranian retaliation on Qatar's Ras Laffan hub. Trump can say no more energy strikes, but Israel has shown repeatedly that it will hit what it wants and deal with Washington's objections afterward. Source: WSJ

The World Baseball Classic gets zero respect. Yet it’s the only tournament where grown men cry after winning for their country. No contracts. No salaries. Just flags. That’s purer than anything the MLB offers in a full season.

After years of maximum pressure → sudden “let’s rebuild your energy sector”.
When oil hits $175 and Hormuz is closed, old enemies become new best friends real quick.

@coinbureau Only 1 name on the ballot, reject = lose your house and disappear.
North Korean “democracy” = choose freedom or choose survival. Most choose the lie.

🚨JUST IN: North Korea's nuclear-armed dictator Kim Jong Un just won parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote. Here's what you're NOT being told: - Voting against the candidate is considered treason, punishable by job loss, housing removal & surveillance -There is only 1 candidate per ballot. Approve or reject. That's it. - The new assembly meets March 22 to expand North Korea's nuclear arsenal and develop long-range missiles. - 70%+ of deputies were replaced to consolidate Kim's power. - Kim's sister, Kim Yo-jong, was elevated in the same week, widely seen as the regime's #2 power - This election was 2 years delayed, making it the 3rd postponement in North Korean history This is what "democracy" looks like in a country with active nuclear weapons.

@andrewchen “We love contrarians!”
Translation: we love people who are contrarian… and already right.
Wrong contrarian = “toxic founder energy”. Right contrarian = “next Elon”.

everyone claims they want "contrarian" founders but what they actually want - founders with a non-obvious insight that happens to align with an explosive market This is bc contrarian + right = visionary. contrarian + wrong = unemployed