TheExpendableMickey

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17 - The day Marshall got blown to dust, Ylfa went into shock and was taken to the psych ward. Rumors went around that she slit her wrists there. Everyone else involved was shoved into jail. And somehow lucky Timo squeezes out on parole.

17 - Nasha's such a natural. I think she could even run for Committee chair next election. Blows my mind still to think that this amazing woman just six months ago was rotting with the rest of us in that shitty prison.

Nasha - Here today, the human printer will be burnt to ashes and erased from memory.

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Nasha - Henceforth, on Niflheim as on Earth, human printing is now permanently abolished.

17 - Do I get up and press it or-- No, in my seat, right? Dove - I honestly couldn't give a fuck.

17 - Mm-hmm. Dove - Wait. Nasha will give the signal. You hit the button. Wait. And then over there, boom.

people didn’t deserve mickey 17, it was too precious for this world

Nasha (in background) - Despite the hours of peaceful discussion... Dove - All right. So you hit the button.

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Nasha - And to be fair, I'm just so fucking happy I get to grow old with Mickey. It was really sucking getting old by myself. Okay.

Nasha - And especially, for fighting right to the end, and persuading the Committee to permanently abolish human printing... I would like to thank our very own Mickey Barnes.

Kai feeling the love

Nasha - I would like to thank my fellow Committee members for their support. I've been really feeling the love.

Nasha - After weeks of debate, we have finally come to this momentous day. The day we abolish the Expendables program.

Nasha - Hello, everyone. I'm Nasha Barridge, member of the Committee.

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@scriptedcore You can't see it because of his drink.

can we talk about how there is no pepper shaker next to the salt shaker

Dove - OK, guys. Guys, don't be shy. If you could sit down. Take your seats. The groundbreaking ceremony will come later, but we'll start with the Expendable stuff. Mickey. Mickey, come up to the front, mate. Could someone please sit in the front row, you fucking introverts?