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I'm in my 20s feeling like a 60yo grandma who lived her life all alone and now randomly takes walk through the town to reminisce nothing Because she has the memory of a goldfish.

Agar 11:11 wali baat galat nikli toh mere sare pange kaise sort honge?

Can I please do Shring vring Sharvaling bhoot bhavishya vartamaan badling?? Please

Kabhi ghamand nahi kiya bhai…kabhi ghamand nahi kiya 😜

Can't wait to see everyone's "Pritam is your top artist" Wrap.

I'm currently living one of the most boring lifestyle any young person should be living

Ya toh Luck ho ya Hard work, Lekin jo panoti hai aur aalsi hai unka kya??

Do y'all remember the poem " Aunt Jennifer's tigers" ?

Imagine Hating on me while I'm also hating on me.

Men written by women are fine, But Women written by Farah Khan>>> Ohhohohoho

Procrastination na ek Puja hai, Procrastination ek art hai art.

Yeh jo logo ko pyaar mil raha hai, tum log jhuth bol rhe ho na?

Bought this pillow, now every nap feels justified.

This lady just told me she so broke she can’t even pay attention 😂😂😂😂😂 im screaming bruh

Radically true

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again

I am so jealous of people who can articulate themselves well. Like do you speak like that every day 🥹