Big OL Tiddywumpus

@_izeah Did u peep the pineal gland tho

Dumbest movie I ever watched in my life.

@ALEXAGY0 Shrek 2, Cars by Pixar

If "stoner movies" didn't mean movies about smoking weed, but instead movies that are fucking amazing to watch while you're high, what are your favourites?

Ben Stiller after posting “N”:

@BleacherReport These niggas stunk like doodoo from a homeless nigga's asscrack this game. What the fuck was that?

The Hornets have been eliminated after losing the 2nd round of the play-in

Mane these charlotte niggas suck fucken flipper cock. These dudes forgot how to play the game of basketball holy shit.

@pepsi U guys wash ur burgers?

Nothingggg hits harder than washing down a burger with a crispy Pepsi😮‍💨

@KingJames @odysseymovie Hello kang jamez u finna be in Odyssey? I wanna slurp up yo left nut until I get my own lil bryce cousin. Lmk

It was never a myth. It’s a LEGACY! 🤴🏾🤴🏾  A film by Christopher Nolan, The Odyssey is in theaters 7-17-26 @odysseymovie

@tangopapadelta @creepydotorg Any relation to jack?

@creepydotorg Randy Quaid

If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?

@PopCrave This nigga aint gonna get to watch avengers doomsday im crine

d4vd has been arrested for the death of 15-year-old Celeste Rivas Hernandez.

Avatar leaking caught me off guard I should've gotten paid for this poster😔

@DearS_o_n Interest rates, yearly car registration, income tax

Name a huge scam that has been normalised?

@DiscussingFilm Inb4 it's a little too close to truth and he gets merked like kubrick

Selena Gomez has been cast in Brady Corbet's next film. Described as a 4-hour, NC-17 rated film focused on the history of the occult in America. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/selena-gomez…)

@HYPEX Can u post this again but with a nude mod. If not that's fine i can beat my shit to this too

LAUFEY's FORTNITE "LOVER GIRL" EMOTE

I just saw a nigga on this fuck ass app say Tenet was boring. Try watching the movie instead of doomscrolling or napping u fucking ape

@DanielRPK We need A Bug's Life sequel

CinemaCon has been pretty underwhelming so far, hopefully we’ll get some good announcements from Disney today.

@JoshDaws Did u get unlimited free admission to all parks worldwide?

I was just laid off from The Walt Disney Company after 12.5 years with the company. Ask me anything.

@Israel Free that dick from yo butt u fake nation. Everybody google Operation Cast Thy Bread

Free Lebanon from Iran

@AMCTheatres Michael Cera

Christopher Nolan fans: what actor are you most hyped to see appear in his new release, THE ODYSSEY?

@CultureCrave Shorten the amc ads man god damn. We got the "welcome to amc" one, followed by the dancing blacks, followed by nicole (we keep nicole), then a "if you haven't turned off your phones" all b2b2b2b

@MrPitbull07 Shit nigga has 3 kids as a single parent no wonder he broke