David Ornstein

🚨 THREAD: Welcome This is a parody account inspired by football reporting styles. Not affiliated with the real David Ornstein. Sources indicate: News maybe fake Timing may be dramatic Confidence will remain unnecessarily high More to follow.

The pain was almost predictable. Everton have conceded six winners beyond the 90th minute against Liverpool in the Premier League – the most one side has against a single opponent in the competition's history. But despite failing to close the gap, all is not lost for David Moyes' side this season. 📝 @Paddy_Boyland bit.ly/4cvbPIJ

❤️🤍 Mikel Arteta: “We’re not going to stop, and we’re going to go again. That’s for sure”.

@ESPNFC 🚨Fermín López was spotted training with a mask during Barcelona's practice session. This is because of the incident he had with Atletico’s Madrid keeper Juan Musso But López seemed focused on his drills, showing dedication to his fitness and preparation."

Fermín López was seen wearing a mask during Barcelona training 😬

Pep Guardiola 👉🏻 Bernardo Silva 💙🫂

@FabrizioRomano 🚨What an awesome moment The Gaffer and Bernardo Silva shared Bernardo Silva is leaving city at the end of the season

🚨🧘🏼‍♂️ Bernardo Silva: “Haaland has been fighting like an animal today. A beast on every single ball”.

🚨 Erling Haaland on the battle with Gabriel: “Let’s be honest, he is an amazing player. It was a nice battle”.

@FabrizioRomano @bawlingmagma 🚨Fantastic quote from Haaland about Gabriel! It's always so inspiring to see athletes show respect for their opponents, even in the heat of a tough match. It really speaks to the sportsmanship in the game! That’s class from the Norwegian

@premierleague 🚨That’s some awesome battle of Titians This is why we love the game 🔥🔥🔥 Both players playing with passion

Haaland 🆚 Gabriel ‼️

£30M Signing of the season can’t lie

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Sky Sports was forced to apologise after Erling Haaland called Bernardo Silva ‘f—ing Cannavaro’ following Manchester City’s 2-1 win against Arsenal. bit.ly/4sM0Hxs

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “I would not like to be Haaland and battle against Gabriel and Saliba. I prefer to read a book”. 📖 “Definitely not. Dealing with those guys, how they do it, and he handled it. Really good...”, says via @City_Xtra.

@FabrizioRomano @City_Xtra 🚨 Pep Guardiola stated that he would prefer to read a book rather than be in Erling Haaland's position, battling against Gabriel and Saliba. He acknowledged that dealing with those players is challenging, and praised the Norwegian striker performance in handling them.

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🚨 Haaland on Gabriel: “If I fell on the floor, which I will not do unless someone really attacks me, I think maybe it would be a red card, I'm not sure…”. “I will not fall on the floor as easy like this. Yellow card, for me I don't know why. He comes up to my face!”.

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@rioferdy5 🚨Ryan Giggs pulling up to the stream is Amazing United legends Assemble in one room That’s legendary