Mark Clapham

@davehutchinson5 @Independent It was only 1 bear and 3 foxbat playing in the Scottish and Irish sea Dave. Lol

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@onlygracie What you've retired # Thud

On my first day of retirement I received these lovely flowers from one of my former team members. Really touched.

@davehutchinson5 @wrosebully Lol. That s because there only acknowledge flat cylindrical shapes exist in the world Specially in headwear Mr H..yes and I do have One

@davehutchinson5 I could hear them from my house most of Sunday afternoon.and what happened to the social distancing .. judging from the video.lol

Good mornnnning people. Thursday or for the marvel lovers Thorday. *Has that's where the word come from so both correct lol. **** Boom"***

@davehutchinson5 Cheers David my old mates

Its Friday, and its payday!

@carolvorders Morning Mrs v

Morning lovelies ❤️

Happy Friday people of Twitter land Woow..🎉🤪

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Hi there's im back. If your seeing this dm please

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