Chester Finch

Boy am I missing prime Oregon in this March madness tournament! Pritchard, Bell, Brooks, Dorsey, and Boucher. We might never see a team this talented ever again. Shame they couldn’t pull it off. #MarchMadness #basketball #realhoops

@BleacherReport Wouldn’t call this a body! Average Saturday play for me over @BertramOls31060 and @wrodriguez0120 ! Those boys can’t hang! #scrubs

MAXEY CAUGHT A BODY ON BRIDGES OMG 🤯🤯

@wrodriguez0120 @turningpointjpn Ha, nope! Pretty sure that is the son of that old lunatic @BertramOls31060 ! Acts like him too! Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree does it now @wrodriguez0120 ! #idiot

@turningpointjpn @FinchChest2 isn’t this one of your 5 kids? Get a hold on him old man #dementia #childsupport

アメリカのお騒がせストリーマーのクラビキュラーがライブ配信中にワニを撃ち、逮捕・起訴。 彼は5年の懲役に直面、ライブ配信が一転して重罪事件に。 再生数稼ぎのために撃った銃弾が、 自分の人生ごと、撃ち抜いてしまう結果に。

@FinanceLancelot Lakers need a center! #beanathlete

BREAKING: The White House says Barron Trump is “too tall” at 6'9" for military service.

@BertramOls31060 @spectatorindex I may have bricked 23,683 but I made 23,684! That’s over a 50% clip! Not bad for an old man like me! #shootuntilyourarmfallsoff

@FinchChest2 @spectatorindex Haha very funny. Thanks for helping me build my summer home with all the bricks you been shooting. It took 23,683 bricks… @FinchChest2 said hold my beer and shot that in an afternoon! #shootlikegobert #terrible

BREAKING: Loud blasts heard in Baghdad, cause is not yet clear.

@BertramOls31060 @BrickCenter_ Haha! Was just paying respect to the late great Kobe Bryant!

@BrickCenter_ Oh goodness gracious! I bet @FinchChest2 would take Tiger to see if he can give the ole’ Finchster some swing tips. Last time I played with Chester he shot a 81… we only played 9 holes. #trash

Pick your Uber Driver

@IRanMediaco Darn right

Dear Americans, Iran is not your enemy Israel is.

@DailyLoud I have the culprit! Saw @BertramOls31060 taking these! #notsuprising #fat

BREAKING: 12-ton shipment of KitKat bars has been stolen, with the company warning of a possible shortage

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Looks like my storage room back at home! Boy did I make a lot of money beating @BertramOls31060 at every bet imaginable! Guy is just an atm for me! #method #free #rich

This is what $207 Million in cash looks like after a raid in Mexico City

@TheHoopCentral @SportsCenter Love this physicality! Just how they did it back in the day! Hope to see this more often! #paintbeast

Joel Embiid caught LaMelo with an elbow on this play. 😬 Embiid received a technical foul (via @SportsCenter)

@BertramOls31060 @FastbreakHoops5 Only chance @BertramOls31060 has is that layup! Even then, he will probably break a hip trying walk to the hoop! #fat #massive

@FastbreakHoops5 I know for a fact that it won’t matter for @FinchChest2. He is missing all of them. #garbage

One shot to secure the bag. Who you taking? 💰

@SuperfanClemson Reminds me of @BertramOls31060 drunk driving to his sons 5 birthday party after getting out of jail on bond that I paid for! Boy does that guy make me look smart! #terriblefather #drunk

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

@TheDunkCentral This is blasphemy! Victor 1? What has the world come to? SGA should be unanimous!

NBA.com’s updated MVP Ladder: 1. Victor Wembanyama 2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 3. Nikola Jokić 4. Luka Dončić 5. Jaylen Brown 6. Cade Cunningham 7. Jalen Johnson 8. Kawhi Leonard 9. Donovan Mitchell 10. Anthony Edwards

@wrodriguez0120 Boy do you look old in this picture! It’s alright, we don’t all age as well as I do!

Been talking with my “friends” recently and I’m realizing that they are morons! Must be all this WiFi or whatever it’s called getting to their brains! @wrodriguez0120 #idiot

@BrandonRahbar Probably Aleksej pokusevski, Charlie Brown jr, Jeremiah Robinson earl, and Kendrick Perkins

OKC fans.. who would you put on your Thunder Mount Rushmore? Feel free to list any 4 current or former players, coaches, staff, Nick Gallos, mascot. Going to use the answers for a video tomorrow.

@DailyLoud Not true! One look at @BertramOls31060 and you will agree with me! Guy just can’t stop! #addict #stupid

New research finds no long-term cognitive decline associated with cannabis use

@barstoolsports He really put on his best @BertramOls31060 performance! Couldn’t tell a difference! #bum #fat #strikethreesitdownoldman

Aaron Judge tonight 0-4 4Ks

@TheNBACentel Wow is AI getting good! Almost thought this was real at first! Must just be getting old haha! #ballknower

Jaylen Brown POSTERIZED Jaylin Williams then hit the throat slash 😭

@AyeitsHay Great post! Cant tell if you are a dude or a girl but either way you should probably hit the gym! Can tell you are a casual! #fooddestroyer #iknowball

We all do 😊