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@FireUpPool2

2025 Sports Jim Awards Hall of Fame inductee

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Kenny
Kenny@FireUpPool2·
From opening day to today, it's been one heck of a season
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Still Top 🧍🏾‍♂️🦅
He’s dressed how Japanese people depict Americans in anime lol.
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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Cthulhu President
Cthulhu President@Cthulhu4Prez·
Fallait pas le faire chier.
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greg@greg16676935420·
Fun Fact: Chuck Norris liked his meat so rare that he would only eat unicorns
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Ross McCulloch
Ross McCulloch@Rossmac212·
RIP Chuck Norris.
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Jayroo
Jayroo@jayroo69·
💪💪💪💪
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U.S. Ministry of Truth
🚨BREAKING: Chuck Norris woke up briefly from death this morning to correct an error on his death certificate. He then shook hands with the doctor, laid back down, and died again.
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Tigermike The Sequel
Tigermike The Sequel@papatigermike·
This is annoying but humorous. I am not on any political party call or texts lists and I’m getting text from both parties today. 😂
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Brad Galli
Brad Galli@BradGalli·
I am so thankful for 15 years at @WXYZDetroit. I am really excited for what's next in my hometown, continuing to connect with so many in this amazing community
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Memes
Memes@PardonMyMeme·
RIP
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US Oil & Gas Association
Chuck Norris didn't die. He decided being on Earth was too easy. He's looking for a planet to bench press now.
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Modern History
Modern History@modernhistory·
Chuck Norris and Gena
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All The Right Movies
All The Right Movies@ATRightMovies·
RIP CHUCK NORRIS. One of the greats, here he is taking on Bruce Lee in The Way of the Dragon.
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WBG
WBG@TheRealWBG·
Chuck Norris didn’t die… he just gave life permission to continue without him
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Rambo
Rambo@chesportsguy·
Chuck Norris didn’t die, he just beat life
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Frank J. Fleming
Chuck Norris told a woman to calm down and she did.
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