First Noel
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First Noel
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This is America. Speak your mind. Be skeptical. Don’t EVER trust the government. #travel #NPS #metal #TRUMP


Hezbollah has now struck 134 IDF Merkava tanks. That’s $804 MILLION so far hit. Tanks only entered 12 days ago…


I also want everyone to understand something else... If you put me on a list... Even a friendly list, I'll block you in 2.5 seconds. Don't do it. I block everyone who puts me on lists. If they are public you're getting blocked and I don't give a fuck how long I've followed you or visa versa. Lists are the primary way these motherfuckers are using to get our accounts suspended, and I don't want to have to sift through 157 nice lists to get to the 4 that are trying to mass report me. So don't fucking add me to them. You will be blocked without prejudice. And once your blocked that is it. And I don't give a fuck. I don't play nice with people who don't respect my directives. End of fucking story.

Thank you @KidRock. @USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots. 🇺🇸

BREAKING 🅱️ In a jaw-dropping announcement, Tom Homan has declared war on sanctuary cities, vowing to unleash a tidal wave of ICE agents across Democratic-run cities. "Sanctuary cities get exactly what they don't want: more agents in the community and more agents on worksites." Do you firmly support Tom Homan on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏





Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.” The Incident According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday. Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center. The Numbering Scheme The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff. “We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.” Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event. Police Response Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.” One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.” All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.” Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.” Charges Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.” The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.” Community Reaction Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.” A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.




The New York Times takes an architectural look at the coming White House ballroom and finds there is a lot of ornamental stairs to no where and faux windows with bathroom stalls behind them


















