PrepareTheFloats™

Justin Crawford needs to be at the top of the #Phillies lineup. At some point they need to realize what he has and I know baseball you don’t wanna put pressure on him bla bla bla…he’s going to be a special player. Crawford Turner Schwarber Harper Garcia / marsh !!! #Ringthebell !!!

Through 14 games... 2026 Phillies: 7-7 2008 Phillies: 7-7 1980 Phillies: 6-8

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When Mike Schmidt had to suddenly retire in 1989.

Dianna Russini sidelined by New York Times after internal investigation into bombshell Mike Vrabel photos ‘raised additional concerns’ trib.al/8np9e1s

There's a reason why @Saquon went No. 2 overall 😤 @PennStateFball

A thing of beauty!

Randall was DIFFERENT

Things @Phillies fans love to see:

Great win by the Phils… bothers me they have been scoreless in 36/38 last innings but a win is a win is a win. Crawford, Harper & Schwarber (today) are definite bright spots. Stott just missed 1. Walker battled after a horrid start. At some point the top of the lineup needs to be: 1) Crawford 2) Turner 3) Schwarber 4) Harper 5) Garcia #Ringthebell #phillies @JackFritzWIP

We here at Prepare the Floats have ALWAYS supported Taijuan Walker! Congrats on the 1st win of the year! What a gutsy comeback! What a moment! Almost Wheeler time. #Ringthebell #Phillies

Can’t believe they are seriously still doing this Taijuan thing. It’s amazing.

Why anyone would pay hard earned money to go see Walker take the mound is beyond me. #Phillies should offer 50% off tickets to all Walker home games because of the abuse our fans endure. #Ringthebell #Phillies

Just going to go ahead and repost this repost #Phillies #Ringthebell

Justin Crawford's first big league triple comes with two outs in the ninth.

Via @PageSix, @TheAthletic has launched an internal investigation of Dianna Russini in the aftermath of the photos with Patriots coach Mike Vrabel, and she "will not be reporting" while the investigation proceeds. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

PREPARE THE FLOATS!!!!!

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Morning, (Gage) Wood.