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Army Vet. Chef. 🔱 #SweptGG @sweptofficial
MIA | TX | NYC Bergabung Mart 2015
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“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave
“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless
“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp
“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage
“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man
“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling
“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech
“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table
“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure
This is how some of you see the world 😂
Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.
Mamello🧚🏽♀️@MelloFelicia1
I need happily married people to speak up more because the internet is making marriage look terrifying 😭
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Men get called losers, bums, dusty, broke and "not a real man" from the moment they're old enough to date. The entire male experience is being told you're not enough. The difference is men hear it and try harder. Y'all hear it and write thinkpieces about how the word is violence
miia@miiagarro
nobody is telling men that they are losers and that’s the problem
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NGL, a mayor telling everyone in New York about ALL THE FREE THINGS they can enjoy in the city is REFRESHING AF…
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@NYCMayor
Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do? Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games? Nyc.gov/summer is a map of free and affordable things to do this summer that we made just for you. Because public programs mean nothing if you don't know how to access them. 
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Americans realizing they're starting the Cuba war to distract from the Iran war disaster which was a distraction from the Epstein files disaster
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: "US has the troops in place to attack Cuba," per POLITICO
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But didn’t feel uncomfortable having her being sexually assaulted by white men? Oh okay
Luce@lucyshow11
Back in 1935, Hollywood studio execs were uncomfortable showing Shirley Temple holding hands with Bill “Bojangles” Robinson while dancing! But Shirley Temple reportedly reached for his hand anyway! 💃🕺
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They’re taking food from hungry children to line the pockets of billionaires.
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
New data reveals that 700,000 children have been kicked off of SNAP food assistance since Trump's budget bill gutted SNAP funding.
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I hope they include why the show was cancelled after one of the predators Chris Hansen was investigating was revealed to be a government official and killed himself before cops could arrest him.
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First trailer for ‘PRIMETIME’, starring Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen. The film follows Chris Hansen as he runs ‘How To Catch A Predator’ where he confronts adult men who think they are meeting minors to have sex. In theaters later this year.
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Once, my psychologist told me "People can understand your pain, your traumas, and where they come from, and still find your actions unacceptable. Your trauma doesn't justify your mistake, it only explains it."
tunmise@MetaFeatsDC
Maturing is realizing Homelander was never the villain
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“Above all, be careful what you think because your thoughts control your life.”
— 𝖯𝖱𝖮𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖡𝖲 𝟦:𝟤𝟥
KAT@reallKAT
me when I find a very beautiful scripture
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BOYS? IS NBA STREET BACK????
NBA THE RUN@NBATHERUN
The NBA THE RUN Open Beta is this Saturday, May 30, 10AM–6PM PT on XBOX Series X|S, PS5 & Steam/PC (cross-play enabled). It’s a Server Slam! No codes needed. Bring the Crew and RUN with us. More details in the blog: nbatherun.com/nba-the-run-op… VO by @koolboblove
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I have been uncontrollably wheezing at this all morning
Dexerto@Dexerto
An influencer with no right hand is fighting a ticket after police claimed she was driving while holding a phone in her "right hand" Katie was even asked during the traffic stop to raise her hand to swear despite not having one
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all relationships can survive mistakes, but they cannot survive patterns. Repeated behavior isn't a mistake, it's a decision, apologies lose meaning when the actions never change
Chaos@kizzriee
Hot take:
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Y’all better than me, you show me that shit one time you just don’t exist to me anymore
benji@exluxxe
when mrs. mixed signals decides to fw me today
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47 years of living in the south and here’s what I know to be true. If they have a confederate flag on display, they’re doing awful things to kids, pets, and/or spouses. Lots of hate comes with that loser banner.
GOP Ls@GOP__Ls
🚨 Neo-Confederate Racist Johnny Knuckles has been arrested for r*ping a 2-year-old.
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There’s nothing wrong with getting “left behind” if someone is going somewhere you don’t want to go.
Dr. Mia Brett@QueenMab87
I’ve never quite understood how I’ll get “left behind” if I don’t use AI. I’m perfectly capable of writing, researching, and thinking all on my own. What does it do that will leave me behind?
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Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress.
You will see things that others do not.
You'll feel crazy.
Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.
sy@seezyou
Pattern recognition is the highest form of intelligence.
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gotta pray for self control if you want to do well for yourself as a young man in this life.
LM8@sandile_krok
The women that come in your life when you like someone
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