Fox Wests Tigers

💥BREAKING: The StGeorge Illawarra Dragons board have taken the extraordinary step of asking the players if any of their dads could help out as coach this weekend. Who’s bringing the oranges will be announced after a scheduled board meeting later this week.

💥Breaking: Melbourne Storm to hold their first ever honesty session.

💥BREAKING: Dolphins fire Kristian Woolf and announce Kieran Foran as interim coach as well.

💥BREAKING: Newcastle Knight’s NIB sponsorship paying dividends. 🤕🤦

💥Breaking: Better Call Cleary Hot off the heels of his judiciary appearance, Melbourne Storm officials have secretly approached Ivan Cleary as legal counsel to ‘fix the Lomax situation’.

🚨BREAKING: NRL draw for 2026 REVEALED. Newcastle Knights the big losers, with the toughest draw. ✍️ 2026 NRL draw analysis: rroll.to/CyWVVa

🚨BREAKING: -C̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶T̶o̶w̶n̶s̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶ Daly Cherry-Evans signs with Roosters. 💥🐔

🚨BREAKING: NRL decide NOT to invest in English Super League. However Hull announced hosts of Everest horse race in 2026. ❌💥🐎

🚨BREAKING: The Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs are proud to announce the introduction of a refreshed Club logo. bit.ly/46Rk4xi

“I think the difference this finals series has been Bronco’s ability to run over their opposition in the second half” James Hooper 🤔🏆

💥Breaking: Penrith Panthers DENIED entry into Accor Stadium after turning up out of habit. 🏆🤦

🚨BREAKING: Dale Finucaneon on standby as Teddy Swims looks set to pull a Meatloaf.

🚨Breaking: Fox successfully move on a second useless contributor to the Dargons coaching ranks. “Just shows you the power of the media where we can successfully campaign any of our employees to a NRL coaching gig. Well any except Gordon Tallis”

🚨BREAKING: Roosters coach fumes as Nicho Hynes set to miss opening finals game. “It’s a must win finals game, I’d rather Nicho was playing”

On behalf of the other parody NRL journalism content creators, calm down mate. You’ll give us a bad name.

💥Breaking: The Walker brothers have been linked as a possible replacement for new Titans coach Josh Hannay when he scapegoated for their 2026 wooden spoon. 🤔

Look away Dargons fans… In what is seen as selfless sacrifice for Fox Sports commentary fans everywhere, Shane Flanagan will be staying on at Kogarah and not sniffing around for a job with us next year.

🚨BREAKING: #NRL360 rocked by James Hooper AXING. Depth to be tested as Paul Crawley called into starting side. Team List Tuesday: bit.ly/3vi8Eju

Look away parked car fans! 🚫 If you parked your car around Leichhardt on Thursday evening your car has been potentially been ruled out for 2-4 weeks.

@CAMKINGY @NRL360 @BulldogRitchie Nah mate, we aren’t scripted. We just do a pint of Tooheys New and shots of Captain Morgan before each show. We even have a special harness for @BulldogRitchie and @BuzzRothfield to do keg stands.

Man I really hope @nrl360 is scripted to create views. If not...@BulldogRitchie talks so much shit man...running down Shibasaki after making QLD and living out a childhood dream 🙄