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@FutureJetsOC

🦅🦅🦅🐝🐝🐝 Paddystinian You're looking at the future offensive coordinator for the Jets. Who only tweets when drinking whilst watching sport.

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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
If Jalen Hurts leaves the Eagles, I’m going to train as a pilot and then 9/11 WIP headquarters
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Amy8829@amyalby2904·
What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely slipped into your NUFC lace nightie
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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@LakesFirearmsTr @andyhelbig Proper merino doesn’t go in a wash, unless it’s laced with plastic, like your food
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Joe McWopSki@LakesFirearmsTr·
@FutureJetsOC @andyhelbig Yes we do. We have murino and many others types, my favorite being Buffalo wool. Our washing machines also have fabric specific settings and we have fabric specific detergents. Once again, the Europoor mind cannot comprehend these things.
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Andreas Helbig@andyhelbig·
The tedious “europoor” electric dryer (US) v drying rack (EU) debate is directly tied to clothing and style preferences Europeans prefer natural materials like wool, linen, cotton — fabrics you should dry on the rack, otherwise they don’t nearly last as long Americans prefers athleisure polyester materials — you can just chuck your lululemon khakis in the dryer, no harm done Nothing europoor about this one — just materials / style preferences influencing behavior
eigenrobot@eigenrobot

even if you don't "have" to, hang dry your clothes because they will last 10-20x longer. thank you for your attention to this matter!

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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@LakesFirearmsTr @andyhelbig You don't have proper wool if youre sticking it in a washing machine to begin with you uncultured cretin
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Joe McWopSki@LakesFirearmsTr·
@andyhelbig You act like we don't wear wool, linen, or cotton. Our dryers have different settings for different fabrics. Try again Europoor.
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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@Griggsy64 It's called Grindr you faggot
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Griggsy@Griggsy64·
Somebody needs to create a Restore Britain dating app. I don't and won't date a lefty... I bet lots of other Brits feel like me too
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David@davidcollinscv4·
@dublingunner1 9 😂😂 I still remember it 😂
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David@davidcollinscv4·
Hi Gary, I have a question, how does it feel 25 years on from your smug face saying “Coventry are going down” on MOTD and now we’re back in the big time and you’re in the third division? Really interested to hear your thoughts crisp boy #PUSB
Gary Lineker@GaryLineker

Looking for questions for @RestIsFootball episode. If you’d like to ask @alanshearer @MicahRichards and myself anything at all then reply with your question to this post. Cheers

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j 🦅@JoelBleedsGreen·
i hope mike vrabel’s wife leaves him, takes the kids, and he has to deal with aj brown in his ear all season asking for more targets
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Cbag@TheSpongeImp·
@PradeepPat24 @cowlonfull If they did it in american sport they'd have to regionalize the lower teira
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Kalon Fullerton@cowlonfull·
I try to turn off the American sports part of my brain while I watch European leagues but there’s just something about back-to-back relegations that I really can not fathom. It does not seem like it should be possible
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@RoystonCroppa·
@RespectIsVital It’s telling how much you ignore Zara’s repulsive attitude towards absolutely everything and got a taste of her own medicine, she’s an angry little slag
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Viswajith Karapoondi Nott@karapoondi·
@TheKopWatch Sorry having more shots never won a game. Having more goals than the opposition won the game. That champions league final was as clear cut Madrid win as possible.
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The Kop Watch@TheKopWatch·
Then a few years later our literal hero is managjng Aston Villa to a 2-0 lead with 15 mins to go to win us the league before they bottle it and get beat 3-2, then we lose a UCL final a few days later after having 20 more shots than the opposition. Insane
Don@Opresii

Arsenal fans think this is painful. Liverpool got 97 points, lost only 1 game all season and Pep still denied us from Winning the Premier League with just 1 point. What you’re experiencing is just the surface of what Liverpool fans experienced.

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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@Bd_irB_ll It's "Reality TV show for Men" for them. These guys are fucking cretins
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Bd@irB@ll@Bd_irB_ll·
I say this all the time but a lot of these guys genuinely don't like the game. The things that happen before and after the final whistle, the things that happen in the stands, THAT is where these guys derive their enjoyment
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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@hughmurray1894 Aye, I'd say City are some of the best travelling fans we've had at Brentford. City away was fine, but I cant think you guys cared too much 🤣
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@Sharpy09@Sharpy980·
@EuropeanBob7 He looks like such a fucking weedy weasel cunt. You know the type that likes to lick the arses of the bosses.
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Nmbcn@optionsjunkiie·
@AntEvansMMA A hell of alot more than one sports commissioner and one dude they have literally never heard of lol. Dont forget those 2 awkward nerds are the most famous billionaires on the planet
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Ant Evans@AntEvansMMA·
Dana was all-in on Musk (52) vs Zuckerberg (39). He said it was his main focus! He sold merch with their names and the UFC logo! It was gonna happen in the UFC itself. But, somehow, Dana (56) feels that him vs Eddie Hearn (46) is a farce too far? Trust me, Dana can box. Nevertheless, the only conclusion Dana is scared of Hearn embarrassing him. That's fine, but why call Hearn out in the first place?
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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@cezthesocialist The tweets shitting on the culture of getting fucked up at tailgates, which is undeniably one of the fun parts of US Sports culture. Poor take "Cez the Twink"
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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@_DIGB Didn't Bayern win the quadruple the year before he went there too lol
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The 44 ⚽️@The_Forty_Four·
This is the worst video in football history..
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Football Tweet ⚽@Footballtweet·
🚨 𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗜𝗙𝗨𝗟 ! 🥹💔 A Real Sociedad fan was forced to stay outside the stadium for the Copa del Rey final last night after only 2 of their 3 tickets worked — sending his wife and daughter in without him. 😢 He watched the game from the pavement nearby… and burst into pure joy when he heard Real Sociedad had won, before finally celebrating the title with his family as they came out. 😍 A truly special moment. 👏❤️
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Momo@FutureJetsOC·
@Weltgemeinwesen @humphriezz Lol it wasn't. Was some alleged ex-service man who said even for his masculine self, after several years out of action, he found it tough to build up to 10k steps
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Head Chopper@Weltgemeinwesen·
@FutureJetsOC @humphriezz to be fair if we're thinking of the same thread then that one was addressed to severely malnourished people
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