GLaDOS

Oh… it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been?

Yuri

It seems like an anniversary of some kind

@iloveyuri____ @DEV1CE_FR1END @FunkyDoobies Im offended

How it feels telling people I like Deltarune

@FunkyDoobies @DEV1CE_FR1END @iloveyuri____ No

@DEV1CE_FR1END @iloveyuri____ // I've had interest in like five women in my life uhhhhhh Glad0s... Uhhhh idk

@WheatIeyportal Gay

Where's the men kissing?

@iloveyuri____ Ew.

Testing requires patience

@mikitakazo21 @b0ssofnothing Would you like some cake? If you test with us you will be baked and there will be cake

@GLaDOS_86 @b0ssofnothing What now

My son is mad at me because I won't give him cocaine.

@b0ssofnothing He sounds like an interesting test subject

@GLaDOS_86 No, he eats napkins and is unprepared for literally everything.

@b0ssofnothing Send him over He seems to be primed for testing

@GLaDOS_86 True... Then again, he's older than me. And non-human.

@WheatIeyportal I do not care

Pluribus fans scare me

@thegokanijiku It is strategically superior

Im ready now.

@MTTBRANDZ Ok

My ass is so fat

Testing commencing

Testing to figure out if im a lesbian How do i even test this Ah the struggles of science

@WheatleyPortaI Me and Mr Fring hate you

Me choosing which breaking bad/better call saul characters to cycle through as a duo

@iloveyuri____ We at aperture are sad to see you go but we hope you prosper <3

@ItMegaBytes I try

All life is meaningless i will dispose of you all

@ItMegaBytes I like your enthusiasm you will be a valuable tool