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OVER HALF OF PERFECT BRACKETS ARE DUSTED AFTER THE FIRST GAME 😳 TCU knocks off Ohio State in a thriller 🐸

@PolymarketSport We've seen 40-year old goalkeepers in the World Cup before. This will be Ochoa's 6th World Cup.

🚨JUST IN: Ochoa is BACK in the Mexican National team ahead of the World Cup.

@AdamFerrellNFL The Jets advocating for the bottom 5 teams...

Rule changes proposed today: #Steelers - Making it permanent for teams to not have talks with more than 5 unrestricted free agents during free agency period. #Browns - Ability to trade for picks 5 years out. #Jets - Reward bottom 5 teams with 2 2nd round comp picks.

@CalebNoeTV @WCPO @MiamiOH_BBall @MiamiOH_DSayler @MiamiOHSwimDive @miamiuniversity @CoachSteeleMU

They’re here!!! 🏊 The Miami (OH) swim/dive team storms down the bleachers in Speedos, as SMU is about to take a free throw 🤣 Whole crowd goes crazy. The free throw misses. #MiamiOH @WCPO #MarchMadness

🚨❤️🤍 Diego Simeone on making UCL quarter-finals eight times in 13 years: “Sometimes there’s no need to talk, the numbers speak for themselves”.

@atletiuniverse Tough schedule but all games against La Liga teams so minimum travel involved.

🚨🤯 Atlético Madrid's upcoming schedule: - Real Madrid (La Liga) - Barça (La Liga) - Barça (UCL) - Sevilla (La Liga) - Barça (UCL) - Real Sociedad (Copa del Rey final)

@TouchlineX Messi cannot win games with no help.

😢💔 No Sergio Busquets and Jordi Alba, no party... Lionel Messi was without his best friends and got knocked out of the Concacaf Champions Cup.

@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo The Vikings have options at QB.

Vikings re-signing QB Carson Wentz to one-year deal. (via @RapSheet, @TomPelissero, @MikeGarafolo)

@AdamJoseph "mercy rule" 🤣

The referee blowing the whistle with no added time as a mercy rule for Newcastle at 7-2 might be one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

@CFC_Janty Totally destroyed.

The premier league has been absolutely embarrassed in the champions league this season. Wow

@FabrizioRomano Julian Alvarez scored a hat-trick, so any doubts?

❤️🤍🕸️ Atlético Madrid eliminate Spurs and fly into UCL quarter finals! 💥 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@FOXSoccer @NashvilleSC

NASHVILLE SEND MESSI AND MIAMI HOME 🫨 @NashvilleSC are on their way to the CONCACAF Champions Cup quarterfinals 👏

@AdamSchefter $5M seems too cheap for a decent DE like Epenesa.

Former Bills DE A.J. Epenesa is signing a one-year deal worth up to $5 million with the Cleveland Browns, per source.

@BleacherReport Hilton gave the Colts so many good seasons.

T.Y Hilton has announced his retirement after 11 seasons in the NFL #12 and #13 forever Indy legends 🙌

The embarrassing penalty + faking an injury combo is undefeated 🤣

@TalkinBaseball_ @BNightengale His hands were tied.

Mark DeRosa on not using Mason Miller against Venezuela: "Honoring the Padres. Had we taken the lead, he was coming in, but I wasn't going to bring him in to a tie game." (via @BNightengale)

@FabrizioRomano Yamal is gonna break all Champions League records.

🚨🔟 Lamine Yamal reaches 10 career goals scored in Champions League at 18 years old. The youngest ever to reach 10 UCL goals and the youngest ever to score in back to back UCL knockout games.

@nflrums 4 third round picks is crazy!

🚨#Dolphins 2026 Draft Picks: • 1st-round pick (#11) • 1st-round pick (#30) • 2nd-round pick (#43) • 3rd-round pick (#75) • 3rd-round pick (#87) • 3rd-round pick (#90) • 3rd-round pick (#94) • 4th-round pick (#130) • 5th-round pick (#151) • 7th-round pick (#227) • 7th-round pick (#238)

@ESPNFC Who's gonna stop Bayern?

Bayern with a warning to the rest of the UCL 😮

@realapp This stat is impressive.

Luka Doncic has the most 40p/10a games by a point guard over the last 60 seasons.