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@BIGSPECIAL_ Ey up lads. Me and the missus coming to see yous at hare n hounds Thursday and trying to sort out childcare. What time will we have to get there to see Gans as well? Ta

@AVFCOfficial It's my nephew Ivan's first game. He's more excited than he looks 😂 #UTV

@sirdannyc @BigfootFest Don't know where I am!

@GarryInnit @BigfootFest Oh shit were celebs

⏰ Only 10 weeks to go! ⏰ Now's the time to get planning for the first epic weekend of summer!☀️ Come find Bigfoot👣 🎟 Tickets available now: bigfootfestival.co.uk/tickets 💥Payment plans available 🗓17-19th June 2022 📍Claydon Estate, Buckinghamshire

@TheOldRep Ok, thanks for the update!

@GarryInnit Hi Garry. Apologies, we have just had an update from the company. There will be a support act for 25 minutes, a 20 minute interval then Tim Key will be on stage for 1 hour 15 minutes. Total run time will be 2 hours now! 😀⏰

@TheOldRep Hey, what are the timings for Tim Key tonight please?

@TheOldRep Thanks! And it starts at 8pm?

@GarryInnit Hi Garry. The show is 1 hour and 15 minutes with no interval.

@bluecoffeebox Hey, I'm looking to change my subscription. Can you confirm whether "bimonthly" means, every 2 months, or twice a month? Thanks

@sirdannyc @GoalpostsFC @RealBobMortimer Fucking hell 😂 Sounded like Peter Beardsley at the end too. "Uh oh!"

@GoalpostsFC @GarryInnit is this @RealBobMortimer in gangs of EPL

Harry Kane on top of a fire engine

@TheBarrowlands Same timings tonight?

An Evening With Father John Misty timings: Doors Open: 7pm Father John Misty: 8.30pm Enjoy!

@TomRalph1 @raymond_sports @AdamCrafton_ Aluko is a massive tory. Alex Scott already distanced herself though. Solidarity.

@raymond_sports @AdamCrafton_ More like Eni Aluko and Alex Scott 🤷🏻‍♂️

Just like the Rashford episode, the media and political establishment will soon discover its not actually very *popular* to try and take on the country’s most popular sporting figures when they know how to use social media effectively

@Mr_B_solihull @guardian_sport @lmechegaray @barneyronay When they're similar. Hope that helps.

'Everybody loses, everything is diminished, when it is in the gift of the government to decide who gets to say what on issues of basic human kindness'. @barneyronay on the BBC's suspension of Gary Lineker theguardian.com/football/blog/…

@Bolton_Leaguer @GretnaServices @GlenWorrell @Wilsonfooty The question was about Alan Sugar. Try again.

@GretnaServices @GlenWorrell @Wilsonfooty Lineker has had at least one warning. He was given an opportunity to apologise for his most recent breach. Not only has he refused, he bragged about refusing. I’d sack the jug-eared, overpaid dwarf.

So sad that this has become the story rather than the tragedy of human beings struggling to find sanctuary. Having taken in refugees himself, Gary has surely earned the right to express his opinion.

@DavidMaidstone @TallulahB2012 @Wilsonfooty How have you made this about you? And how are you criticising someone standing up for a colleague?

As commentators on MOTD, we have decided to step down from tomorrow night’s broadcast. We are comforted that football fans who want to watch their teams should still be able to do so, as management can use World Feed commentary if they wish.

@jakecrabtree9 @AndyRobsonTips Absolute hero. I'm sure the bookies love him too. What a guy!

@AndyRobsonTips Andy mate your a top bloke. 17x peoples money whilst advising to take some winnings along the way. Top notch research and all for the cost of £0.00. What a ride. Can’t wait to board the next train. Chooo chooo

The dream is over. After turning £10 into £170 in five bets, the run has come to an end. A lot of you cashed in along the way so hopefully at the very least, you took your starting stake out. What a journey, what a ride for £10.

@Stegerrard2 @AndyRobsonTips 😂

@AndyRobsonTips Thanks Andy it’s the highest I’ve ever gotten on a bet train. Was planning to cash out if this bet won but oh well! Onto the next one it was only a tenner

@hitwokefor6 @PopfictionPeeRr @Tim_Burgess @JacobYoungMP Brains of ex forces tbf. Absolute dimwit

@PopfictionPeeRr @Tim_Burgess @JacobYoungMP 9 years armed forces, 2 years Steel Worker, 7 years in specialist metals and 7 years and counting in civil aviation. I think I’ve work sweetcheeks!

Hey @JacobYoungMP - these are percentages right? 2.9% of an MP’s £84,154 is £2,404. Whereas a nurse offered 6.5% on £30,000 would be an increase of £1,950 So it’s not a ‘bigger pay rise’ in reality is it? Plus your parking, energy bills and expenses are paid for by us

@thompsonstrain1 @RussInCheshire Classist*

@RussInCheshire Love the “flat roofed pub” detail here. Classic.

@BetterCallDungz @AndyRobsonTips 😂 Also don't forget when it doesn't come in, it was still a good bet.

@AndyRobsonTips Wow, Andrew. What a piece of analysis you’ve conducted here! Centre Forward Harry Kane, with nearly 300 goals to his name, takes a lot of shots. Truly a football visionary. This type of research is simply not available anywhere else. Thanks- this is the content we follow for <3

Been doing some research for my Man City v Spurs Bet Builder and spotted Kane's shooting stats in the league. Here's his hit rate for shots: - 2+ shots in 19/19 (100%) - 3+ shots in 15/19 (78%) - 4+ shots in 9/19 (47%) That’s one selection sorted for my bet tonight.