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Oh Captain, My Captain @RealStamkos91 @TBLightning We’re self-quarantining due to COVID test results not back since Wednesday. Luke is super bummed to miss out on trick or treating. Maybe hit him with a ‘Like’ to cheer him up.

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

The 1-8 system induces demand/interest in the 3-6 & 4-5 matchups, as those series will run longer and be more competitive, while the 1 & 2 will get their eyes in the second, third & Final rounds.

Serenity now. Insanity later.

sounds like a lot of people care here

He’s strips funding from a children’s charity because the Pope hurt his feelings. In a logical world, every Christian would abandon him.

when i heard about this i thought he'd do the standard politician thing and just come watch and maybe shake some hands but NO the literal prime minister is in skates on the ice while using pride tape too like wtf how is canada a real place

Makes sense, he's used to everything going to shit near the end of the year.

CJ Carr’s mom wasn’t allowed to meet with Marcus Freeman during recruitment until Carr was sure he was committing. “We knew the moment she meets Free and they’re in a meeting together and here’s him talking about Notre Dame, it’s over and I’m not going anywhere.” via @BussinWTB

Remember when the Wall Street Journal released this letter that Donald Trump wrote to Jeffrey Epstein for his birthday? Trump said he was going to sue for defamation. Which he did. But guess what? The letter was proven to be authentic and from Donald Trump. The lawsuit was thrown out.

As the regular season winds down and with the playoffs on the horizon, this is my annual request to welcome new fans to the excitement and thrill of the playoffs, but hockey in general. We all started as newbies at one point and needed fellow fans to show us the ropes on the intricate rules, player personalities, and traditions. Be inclusive, not exclusive. Hockey is for everyone. Help engage your family and friends who've never watched a game or attended one before. There's nothing quite like the excitement of the playoffs. This is how we continue to grow the Bolts brand and the greatest sport in the world.

There are only 3 options here. a) Trump is so stupid that he thinks that the image really did depict him as a doctor. b) Trump is completely senile now, and we should 25th Amendment him. c) Trump committed Blasphemy.

Let’s gooooo Geekie!!! #GoBolts

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus Christ defeats the Antichrist effortlessly at his Second Coming, specifically at the Battle of Armageddon. The victory occurs when Jesus destroys the "lawless one" and casts him into the lake of fire.

#GoBolts coach Jon Cooper on all the penalties: "I honestly been a part of so many of those this year. So it's nothing new to us. I was probably even more surprised how they got put on the power play 6 times in a row. We must have been, I guess, the aggressors, apparently."

Lightning… 102 points Sabres… 102 points Canadiens… 102 points 3-way tie for 1st in the Atlantic Division. Absolutely ridiculous that 2 of these teams will play each other in the 1st Round.

These photos are a good reminder that Photographers argue about gear way more than history does. Some people will cheer because they were shot on Nikon. Some will say they would’ve looked better on Sony. Some will say the astronauts should’ve taken a Hasselblad and it would have been perfect. But that misses the point completely. These images, Earth, the Moon, Earth setting behind the lunar horizon, a close-up of a crater, were made on a journey around the Moon with 10-year-old Nikon DSLRs. And they’re stunning. And would have been stunning with a Lecia too, or a Canon, with similar focal lengths and sensor. Because great photographs are rarely about having the newest camera. They’re about having the right tool, knowing how to use it, and being ready when the moment happens. The brand didn’t make these images. The age of the camera didn’t make these images. The astronauts did. Their eye, their preparation, their connection to what they were seeing, and their ability to use the gear they had in one of the most extraordinary places humans have ever gone. Shoot, just hearing that they had proper shrouds over the windows and dimmed the lighting in the cabin to cut reflections, my photographer soul rejoiced! They thought through how to best capture the moments! Yes, being in the right place at the right time matters. In a moment like this, it may matter more than anything. But when that moment comes, what matters next is knowing your gear well enough to make the picture and being setup with the right gear to make it happen. Not chasing the newest model. Not arguing over logos. Not pretending the camera is the artist. Vision matters. Passion matters. Timing matters. But when that moment comes, what matters next is knowing your gear well enough to make the picture and being set up with the right gear to make it happen. moment happens. (now let the silly camera model debates start...) Photo Credit: NASA

The boards are designed to absorb impact. This isn’t complicated. At NHL speed, small details aren’t small. A slightly open door is enough to completely change how force is distributed on contact and that’s exactly why this matters.

I like how dramatic this photo is for no reason; the Easter Bunny waiting to be introduced by Trump.

If you don't fully catch a ball in the field of play, you didn't steal a HR. You were a spectator of the HR.

“every little thing” like… …inciting a violent insurrection? …stealing classified documents? …trying to steal an election? …extorting foreign leaders? …taking bribes from foreign leaders? …offering pardons for donations? …alleged rape of children?