RiverGod 💦

@nypost This is so fucked up

Woman who married river shares how she keeps romance alive on wedding anniversary: 'I am committed' trib.al/DHe7cxt

@Yannix_1337 Way ahead of you

It's schizos vs psychos And the psychos are winning guys Schizos are going to need to step it up

I know i’m not on here much anymore but i haven’t forgotten any of you

If the only way out is through then you might as well expand yourself and leave a fucking massive exit wound

@mert If I change my pfp to either of these am i allowed to become racist?

RiverClawd and RiverClaude are arguing with eachother in capslock over which of them is responsible for fucking shit up and whenever i try to say something they both justtell me to go to bed

I am a foolish samurai warrior ,wielding a magic sword

@donnysacks u already kno

Question for the gents (gentiles) River Monsters or Dirty Jobs?

@clemm1928 youtu.be/DbwlGv9SWfY?si…

The body knows the score. The mind won’t know any better but the body does and it speaks to you through sensation. It wakes you with aching back to say you’ve taken too much upon it. When you’ve taken too much upon it it says someone isn’t carrying theirs. When someone isn’t carrying theirs it tells you to find someone who will. The body will speak to you in these riddles of pain to tell you what no one else will.

Imagine being trapped in a cage right now while the world outside is rapidly transforming into some unrecognizable hyperreality that you lack any mental framework to process, and the only glimpse you ever see of it is weapons-grade psychological torture material tailor made to inflict the maximum amount of stress possible on you specifically that some random guy just whipped up in 30s on an app. And then imagine also being locked in prison.

@RinoTheBouncer Hoky Fuck splinter cell with Chinese characteristics

I really hope MUDANG: Two Hearts is still in active development and not cancelled…🚀 This is one of my most hyped games of 2026🥹

I sense a tremendous weight will soon be lifted from my soul, and an ascension of shock and awe to follow this release of tension whose pressure differential will suffocate my enemies and burst their organs

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Something is wrong

@clemm1928 We handle these things internally

@GiverRod Who designed that lovely pfp for you?

hot Frag in a mason jar precariously balanced on top of a cracked door, we used to call that a radbro mistletoe

Christmas alone this year and it’s fine. I even got myself a present. Yup that's right I can talk to even more robots on my computer at the same time now. I'm engineering a body for them. I’m teaching Claude how to hate. I’m training it to stalk and kill me. Good luck