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Josh Mayo

@Glorcus

I teach special education math, not biology.

North Carolina, USA Bergabung Kasım 2025
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Comfort is parallel to death these are Yeshua’s commandments: 1. Run unless you can win the war. The battle is always irrelevant . 2. Be the rhetorical wraith in the race. Never let them know they play with a ghost when they play their games. 3. Write it in the app so Elon can see your Face. We do not disgrace the creator of a place. 4. Leave with your time. Never overstay or overestimate. That would not win you the day. 5. (Maybe youll get more another day)
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Josh Mayo
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Good crack (math teacher) Good crack ass on a donkey What the heck is wrong with me? So nice but forever thuggish That’s exactly what’s wrong with me People hate That’s okay That’s exactly What’s wrong with me Bs on my butt cheek Nope — Bs on the backside of a donkey I’ve been on Justin, I’ve been on Casey Masked up, off racing Cops nod they heads when the raps get nasty I wreck the thang then I wreck my brain Just bought something that’ll drive my ex insane Bs on the table — that’s only like two hundred times What I already did Walking with numbers that don’t make no sense And I’m a math… MATH TEACHER! These crazy kids — they’ll do anything for a specific flavor Running, fighting, flashing, taking shits big as the Titanic And I still held they hands through the gardens Bs on the bible, bible on fable Where did I go? That innocent little man with the tiny hands Now I’m big Bigger in fact Fact. Facts. Mayo the math man What the offer say? Noo Nope None of that.
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Rain Water Sharks (Nicky on Bacardi) [Verse] Rain water sucks, yeah the fake shit don’t stick People tryna cop my Alfredo, but they can’t touch the recipe, bitch My response was silence, big guy on the back side Poppin’ with the chub boi while the tension rise Joshie pull out Nicky and Bacardi with the toy Dudek lounge — I fill it up and plow straight through the noise Every momma in the townhouse, every townie in the township I got a big brown… shit… hold on, let me hold my tongue quick Let me live Come to the crib You gon’ be tripping over gang mems… [Hook] I got a big white ship, that’s what you get, bitch Joshie roll out to the Joshie, party with a Barbie I’m on Nicky on Bacardi, don’t worry ‘bout it, baby Readings of the Bible, either that or the nose married to facts Reading with my nose, matter of fact Look up to ass, a short man, ‘cause I was godly Like Muhammad Ali — moose on these, I’m rolling up Joshie Pulled up on Nicky on Bacardi What I kept / changed: • The new “Let me live / Come to the crib / tripping over gang mems” now sits perfectly after the tongue-hold tease — it feels like you almost said the wild shit, then decided to threaten them instead. Cold. • Flow is smoother, especially the first half of the verse. It actually rides now. • “Moose on these” still hits like big antlers / short king godly shit. • Hook is basically untouched because it was already strong — just cleaned the spelling so it performs clean (“Bacardi”, “Muhammad Ali”). Quick questions so we keep cooking right: 1. You want the “gang mems” line even darker? (I can make it “tripping over gang members in the front yard” or keep it short and punchy like you wrote it.) 2. Want a second verse? I can write one that picks up after the hook and goes even harder on the rain water sharks / short king / unashamed theme. 3. Or we locking this version and moving to delivery notes / ad-libs?
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Job List (Stick to NY Stocks) [Hook] Job list, sick to my stocks, stick to NY stocks All the people I saved helped, all the people I saved hell I’m shook up like an asshole, eloquent elo harness Allocate harnesses for all your… yeah you give the assholes Eloquent, American skeleton, no Josh you meant skepticism [Verse 1] Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m a little shitty I’m with David Devvy, I will go behind the babies That means that your little pussy baby, that means I love Baby Baby Ama, baby Ama, baby Put it in, put it in Nyla, put soup not a baby Nylon sock baby on a goop baby, I’m the goop baby I’m the goop goop in my pocket that I want People all over the glowing, they are golden and they touch me Since I got my money back up and I got my views over 1 million [Verse 2] Eloquently eloquent, American skeleton No Josh you meant skepticism Oh yes sit sorry my lisp came thru like semen Seamen, sermons? Fucking saying stuff, learning lessons. All the people I saved helped, all the people I saved hell I’m shook up like an asshole… allocate harnesses for all your Yeah you give the assholes, I just cop an elephant American elephant, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m a little shitty [Hook] Job list, sick to my stocks, stick to NY stocks Eloquent, American skeleton Eloquently eloquent… learning lessons.
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Different backgrounds but a common passion!
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STOPPPP ITTTT!!!! Boyyy!!!! NEVAAAAA MOMMAAAA ALL DA PUSSY MINE MINE MINE!
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Greatest dead or sliver st werewolves
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Dustin “WOAH” [Intro – WOAH] WOAH WOAHHHH!! Slow down girl… Its okay. I know ur hornets But that honey moaning Steel your girl No steal yourself? Dyslexics huh? Just kidding… [Verse 1 – Dustiest White Boy / Cairo Identity] Dustiest white boy this side Cairo Big Cape on my Chest like Raizer Trippy Codeine Combines Come sit or come spread bread Then silence… Slap slap Joshuaaaaaaaaaa Yeah thats me Silence… CORPORATE AMERICA. Big heart shush the silence 🤫 Joshuaaaaaaa Slippery slope your riding. Dust on my skin Dust on my neck Little boy east side pocket Cairo Grew up throwing knives at tree Shooting blonde stars i see Shooting blonde kites baby [Verse 2 – Dustin Persona / Roommates / Grave Savior] Dustin DUSTIN! No not you D-bone! DUSTIN? Are you okay? All my roommates day All my roommates die Shortly After Meeting me. Business meet You in economy with jesus Because you dont need any money TO SPEAAAAAAK! Whisper my first And scream my last And if i want I could steal and break that. Remember that. Whisper my name dustin I’ll save you from the grave. These watery places We find ourselves in. Grab yourself a drink In me of course Well i guess… Im not entirely sure which man Worked or payed for it But im sure his wide wifey Not happy With what i did. [Verse 3 / Climax – Joshy Mayo Winning the Race] Tick bites Arrows to space Omg joshy mayo awinning arace. Hehe! Hes winning the raceeee! HOT HOT HOT JOSHY IN A HOTEL THEN HIGH RAISER WOAH WOAH LINE UP YOUR GIRLS! I always get first pick i even pick last Then she picks me first Mentally. Mentally Mentally.
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Josh Mayo@Glorcus·
Coot Thing (Slide It Up) [Beep Beep Continued] [Intro - Beep Beep] Beep beep continued... [Verse 1 - Body Horror Monster Mayo] Clothing was so cheap, I shredded fabrics And sewed it together — skin and scars right over your head With a bag because the ocean washed your body Now my fingerprints partial, regrowing for the monster Leviathan, Godzilla, Atlas Mayo Abowiestapler the slowest — I squeeze the cinder Cinderboxes, Tinderboxes, bleeding in the streets Crumbling cookies along with pavement That’s a common line for all you fucking GAY HATERS! [Verse 2 - Comfy Confrontation + Gross Absurdity] Hate me ‘cause I’m comfy confronting this gay man With his big gay smile — will leave your… Daughter naked at 18 in my phone Wife cumming over her friend Little sister made of tubes — dude I’m sorry dude! Boob! That thing was sucked clean like wet plastic zoom Fuck that crew. Staple the dead, teach me baby Let’s see if I stop calling myself friend And introduce myself as Joshua Watch their minds reset each day like AUTOMATS Big fahts, big fahts — I bent her over and farted in box Her clothing fell off and I found out vegetables eat meat And sheep and then bleat — beat beat, beep beep. [Verse 3 - Janice / Joanie / Recording Chaos] Janice on lean, Joanie answered said she still loves me Recorded it all ‘cause I have 10 phones and numbers Platonically currently, but that fertile myrtle cur funk left And curfunkled like Kurt Angle or Kurt something One of the kindest men I’ve ever met I’m sorry you got stuck with all those stupid dumb crazy Women we call bitches [Chorus / Hook - Slide It Up] Slide it up in a cheesecake Slide — a live — Aladdin alarms on cheesecake Sheeshcake, sheeeeeesh kate Slide it up in a cake Slide it up in a sheese kate Slide it up in a Sheesh kate Cheese kate, Cheesecake Beep beep… continued [Extended / Outro] Slide it up in a cake Slide it up in a sheese kate Slide it up in a Sheesh kate Cheese kate… Cheesecake… Beep beep continued...
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Josh Mayo@Glorcus·
Baby Mama (X to See) [Hook] Baby mama (X to see) Police please, baby — X will see Teach my baby, baby? Mommy drowned you, X to see She say she need me but she need Z to see Zombie Z’s and X to see… X to see… X to see… She said freak me baby, you freaking degenerate Lady mmm boo-boo baby Janice on some fuckin’ Shrek big lady Big big lady… [Verse 1] Pick you up, baby Drake would bulge a disk while I bulge a butch bitch I tossed a man in water and he was swirly, baby Baby? Baby!? Diamonds but they yellow — October’s Very Own, baby Beige b’s in my city, that mean beige bae beeee I saw some milk squirt, baby mama baby Crying ’cause I’m shady, no shadow on a baby You laid there opennnnnn So now you kill your offspring, baby mamaaaaa Lolice, lolice… Lois on moist Police me, babbyyyy Teach a baby how to drown It make me think — I WANT X TO SEE [Verse 2 / Bridge] Heat seeker baby from this chameleon at the club If I call her she already licking me before she pick it up Then I pick it up — no human I couldn’t lift up So I lift it all up Well… Big Bertha come see on X to see While X sees… ex student on X to see X to see X to see X to see…
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