Graham McKnight 〓〓 💙

@bushontheradio She’d just have the fish and pick the batter off. 🙄

On Hometime right now a brand new game! CHIP SHOP 🐟 Can you guess a stranger's chippy order based on some basic information about their life? Jane, 41 year old teacher, likes badminton, skiing and classical music. What would she order in a chippy?

@richarlison97 @Pablo85988011 @Carra23 Ah Richy, still missed 💙

@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩

@piersmorgan It’s not really is it. Poor kid on his debut will be devastated and could actually break someone who has worked so hard to get there - and I’m not a spurs fan. Do better please Piers

Spurs 3/0 down after 17 minutes and have subbed their goalkeeper. This is hilarious.

@charles_stevo They’re pretty much all for the future. Awful take 🤮🤮

David Moyes spent £100m+ in the summer and has committed £20m on Rohl, and the only player we would miss is Dewsbury Hall. Would we actually trust him with another warchest in the summer?

@Haggis_UK I think I prefer the original Good Samaritan story…

Nick Ferrari: Do you feel safe in London? Nadhim Zahawi(Reform): No... I walked from my home.. & an individual walked past me... & I walked into the middle of the road NF: What was he doing? NZ: He looked as if he hadn't slept for a week... he looked like he might be violent

Tyrique George has completed his Everton medical 🔵

@elonmusk Meh, so you have the ability to control people’s vehicles, electric as well as internet. Yeah I’ll probably swerve that cheers.

Try Starlink 🇬🇧

watching my 11 year old son play football today and one of the other dads from the other team came over, barged me and call me a ‘cheating c*nt’ in front of my son for a penalty I gave as a volunteer ref back in October in the home game. Mental. #grassrootsfootball

@WelsbyElton He’s been here 5 minutes and we’re not looking over our shoulders like we have done the last few seasons. Give it a rest.

Moyes is going to be fortunate here 'cos all the after match chat will be about Keane imitating Delilah and now Grealish seeing red. It'll mask the manager's total inability to rescue a dying cause. I'm furious. We need a change at the top.

@NevilleSouthall Happy Christmas Big Nev. Hopefully 2026 brings a statue of the best Everton player of my generation to Hill Dickinson.

I had loads of abuse all my life , this last few days has been the poorest most boring of the lot no much imagination in you lot Give you 1 out of 10 for trying Because obviously abuse is the way to change opinions 🙄 Happy Christmas I am sure Reform would love a white one

@bushontheradio Always rainbow drops…

You've just had a swim at your local leisure centre in the 1980s and now you're stood at the vending machine with wet hair. What are you having?

Erling Haaland recently smashed Alan Shearer's record to become the fastest player to reach 100 Premier League goals — it took him just 111 appearances. Many of the Manchester City striker's feats are unparalleled in the modern era, but does he have a claim to be the greatest goalscorer in English football history? 📝 @will_jeanes nytimes.com/athletic/67733…

@iamtomskinner Brent vibes…

@MoSalah You’ll never train alone. Oh, yeah you will 🤣🤣

Instead of watching #ballerleague just go to your local leisure centre and watch some blokes you don’t know play 5-a-side. Same quality and no irritating commentary

@AnfieldAgenda If that’s the best analogy I’d hate to hear the worst one…

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@OfficialOTBNews Awful, but this guy takes the worst of the lot crown…

@Joey7Barton You called someone who wasnt a nonce. Not sure how you can defend yourself on that, or blame dark forces for you getting pulled up on it. 🤷‍♀️

Simpler times…🤣🤣

@1878_lewis 🤮

Up the toffees