Jared

@michaelFhurley UConn athletics department has never heard of the no asshole rule, apparently

Dawn Staley furious with Geno for forcing me to pay for my couch. I’m with her.

@mattlanza I get where you’re coming from, but “we got it wrong, but not wrong enough” is a tough message to give to players, fans and coaches when we’ve been all sold on the technological utopia this type of advancement is supposed to bring.

@ProFootballTalk Congrats @_TyAnderson

Broncos agree to terms with special teams ace Tycen Anderson. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

@sweetannieod @KendraMiddleton I mean, we’ve all been forced to hear the same 15 seconds of Free Bird on constant repeat since the second week of February. We’re far past corny.

Unpopular opinion but I thought this was corny

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@_TyAnderson Hagens coming and plenty of picks the next two years. What’s the rush? There is no trade that makes them a SCF favorite at 5PM

They’re also one point out from not being among group of eight trying to win East.

@CraigHlavaty Sorry I’m not home right now I’m walking in His footsteps

Explain this to someone in 1996.

@KendraMiddleton Ever been to a dunks?

just posted a video on ig about wanting to show more local spots some love. what’s your favorite small restaurant greater Boston spot that doesn’t get enough love?

@_TyAnderson Just another things the Bills can’t be better than the Pats at

I don’t remember XXXI, but my pain index goes: 18-1, second Giants loss, Eagles, and this. This one barely registers on pain scale. More annoyed than anything else.

“I think you go try and win a Super Bowl right here.” Bears have the chance to be the first team to win the Super Bowl in the divisional round.

@michaelFhurley The European mind can’t comprehend what this kind of freedom tasted like (stale cheesewhiz and grease)

I don’t know what the healthiest country in the world is but I’d love to show them this commercial and see their reaction. #ASizzlingSkilletOfCheese #PushTheCheese #PullTheCheese #TooMuchCheese #NEVER

@GamerMermaid93 @courtlalonde @superchen37 Ive got as much inside info as you do dummy.

If the rumours are true, the Bruins essentially traded Brandon Carlo, Matthew Poitras, and Mason Lohrei for Fraser Minten and Rasmus Andersson.

@michaelFhurley Imagine hiring an nfl head coach and he shows up in the David Byrne suit

Here’s a cool picture from 2016.

@kendramiddleton “Noted. Thanks.”

How do I professionally say “I literally do not care” 🥴

@michaelFhurley That emotion is called pity.

"In fact, anyone I talk to in the Patriots organization, they don't mock it, but they feel like this is like Bill [Belichick] fighting a ghost at this point." nbcsportsboston.com/nfl/new-englan…

@kendramiddleton @NFL_Scorigami asleep at the wheel

So was that a scoregami game?

@kendramiddleton Nah. No point in arguing with a crazy person. It’s just a baseball.

Everybody is mad about the lady but my issue is with the Dad... L from the Dad

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