Dayo dc

Remember this account? Help me find my mutuals 🥹

我可以用你的这些照片打飞机吗？ Don’t translate this!

This girl on Instagram said: I remember blocking a co-worker because she found my instagram page and had the nerve to come up to me at work in front of everyone like “omg I didn’t know you were getting married, I thought you were already married, I saw your engagement photos yesterday that you posted”. The next week she came in and asked me if I deleted my page, I said “no, I blocked you”.

@willinilli024 “Chrome”

My 3month data history 😳

@still_abee I swear

@Heisdayodc For real?

Y'all didn't tell movie box got porn 💔😭

@onlyoneplenty Yes now

@Heisdayodc U just know

the joy of having an innocent face while you're a real démon

so nobody fit buy this app from Elon musk,see ads everywhere.

@gokehq Na skills

How do y’all even stop those droplets of urine from staining your boxers or pants?

I’m not a go with flow person by any means, I like plans, structure, certainty, confirmation.

like fr, how do y'all actually be out here sucking toes? what level of freak is that? 😭

when you reach the age when your parents allow you to go out but they already made you so introverted you don't like going anywhere

@FEIN_00 Allow them now 😭

Later we go talk about una wey no get yansh and still Dey breathe.

Your legs are not my kids but i wish to raise them. Text me xoxo 🥹

all I wanna do is look good, smell good, dress good and be good in my life.

person wey post "new year, new me" don dey beg for urgent 2k... weréy never change😂

I can't believe I was firèd from my job at the Zoo for just leaving the gate open. I mean, who can stèal a lion? 😭