Sir Noel Jesus KBE

531 posts

Sir Noel Jesus KBE

@HisHolyLord

Piss Sensei. Moonraker is the best Bond film. I put metal in the microwave (perfectly safe). Used to wear Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

Pissy, France Bergabung Temmuz 2017

2K Mengikuti4.4K Pengikut

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1d

FFS.

Gareth@GarethNotGarth

@HisHolyLord Did you get a cab to stop in the end? instagram.com/reel/DWP2TLbD3…

QST

270

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1d

I HAVE HAD ZERO COCKS UP MY BOTTOM.

Belts@SaintBelta

@HisHolyLord it’s Elton John’s birthday today, 79. In those 79 years he’s had so much fucking cock up his arsehole he’s blind and he can’t hardly fucking walk. Let that be a lesson to you

English

1.1K

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·3d

@1234Swisssx8hd Hello darling x

English

Swiss Don@1234Swisssx8hd·3d

@HisHolyLord Where the fuck have you been???

English

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·3d

🚨🚨🚨URGENT UPDATE🚨🚨🚨 me luv da punani

English

329

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·3d

THAT IS NOT ME

Belts@SaintBelta

@HisHolyLord that’s you that is ⤵️

English

893

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@SaintBelta You done your first tramp bumming yet?

English

565

Belts@SaintBelta·1 Oca

Tweet concept theft ⤵️

English

369

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@364690 That's when the proper fun begins.

English

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@SwitzerlandDon Just read about it. Awful.

English

Sir Noel Jesus KBE@HisHolyLord·1 Oca

@SaintBelta Lend us a tenner?

English

Belts@SaintBelta·1 Oca

It almost upsets me that I have had the most financially successful year of my life when so many others haven’t even got a fucking pot to piss in. Almost. Cunts.

English

418

Jelajahi

@1234Swisssx8hd @SaintBelta @364690 @SwitzerlandDon @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13 @cristiano