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HowlingDeckard
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>Start a Howling account
>Timeline is 95% thirst traps
Is the algo just spawn-camping sensitive young men?
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@MillennialWoes Sometimes it's real sticky down there and you just got to
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Sitting with your legs that far apart is just fucking ridiculous. I know none of us wants to be like Justin Trudeau, but come on, there's a sensible medium.
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Clavicular says that going to a pub, having a beer, and watching sports is one of the worst things you can do “Engaging with people in real life? There’s really not that many people that are worth interacting with, I would say” “Most people have completely misprioritized lives. The average person you meet is like an enjoyer of sports who drinks beer, like ‘let’s go have a beer at the pub and watch Sunday football,’ and that’s the worst thing you could do. You should be on PubMed reading studies on how you could look max” “Most of humanity is sort of enslaved to these consumer habits that prevent them from ascending”
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@deborst_ @Erdayastronaut Can't be talking with a negro and a women
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@Erdayastronaut *Three humans and a Canadian
Still an impressive feat nonetheless
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I'm honestly SHOCKED at how the general public has NO IDEA Artemis II is taking humans out to the moon and will be the furthest humans have ever flown. Every non-space nerd I've talked to has no idea. WE GOTTA GET PEOPLE STOKED!!!! THESE FOUR HUMANS ARE FLYING TO THE MOON!!!
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@HowlingBingus Lord have mercy for what is about to happen
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@HowlingWiki @BigDickBarclay I have been willed into existence and ready to shitpost with maybe a spacey-truckery kind of flair I guess.
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Hey, all of you howling mutant clone guys. Are any of you guys a Space Truckers variant?
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Sometimes you just need to howl into the deep, dark, abyss of space.
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The UwU war war war video from @shoe0nhead is hilarious but also distressingly accurate. youtube.com/watch?v=OBZ6-U…
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@BapepeGroyper why did I immediately open my mouth when he started spraying his liquid haha lol
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@HowlingBingus Dam man, can't imagine going through that. Hope you're well now
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Sad Fag Post
When I was 16 I was fooling around with an 18 year old. She called me one day just absolutely ecstatic about having a miscarriage at the mall bathroom. "I'm sorry to hear that." "Awww did you want to be a daddy?" That shit stuck with me.
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THAT RIGHT BRUVIV GET YOUR 250 ELO ASS OUT OF HERE GET FUCKED
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@HowlingIAS I'll sprinkle em around, can't have you hard all the time you know
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@Howlingdeckard Retweet me every once in a while too. Just for a surprise boner or whatever
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We have so many great new howlers I worry I might be left in the dust
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