Humphy Gokart

@mexic0la_ My eyes my eyes

Bitch looks like Quagmire

@ThrillaRilla369 Phone the hospital and tell them to prepare for an incoming severely injured teenager.

You tell your 13-year-old
to take out the trash..
Not only does he tell you NO, but he
bumps you as he walks by.
 Parents, what’s your next
move?

@FariaDM86 Bullshit , since when did an American run towards danger , you send for help every bloody time

I'm sleeping at my parent's house tonight with my 9-year-old daughter. My 70-year-old mother comes into the guest room and says the camera out back just detected a person in the backyard. My daughter starts crying and hiding under the desk in the guest room, scared out of her mind. I immediately retrieve by 40 cal and go out in the backyard to ensure no one is there. After walking the whole property with my 40 cal, I verify that no one is outside the outside at the time. I come back in and my daughter is hiding under the desk in the guest room and crying still. This is the first time I have been in this scenario. I thank God for the United States of America and the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and being able to adequately defend 3 generations of my family.

@gloopbastard I never buy anything because of an advert ,don't they know that a lot of people can actually count and compare prices ,it's the only way to shop

does forcing people to watch ads actually increase sales like at all or is it just companies throwing money for the sadistic enjoyment of making your day just a little bit worse

@aperlb @lebanesesami Oi twat it's on the news 24\7 I'm in Scotland and know everything your orange shitgibbon does and says ,do try to keep up

@lebanesesami Your boss was probably busy with work. Why would you expect anyone to know about something that's happening on the other side of the world?

Today i apologized to my manager for having to take numerous phone calls from Lebanon because of the bombings and she said “omg who’s bombing them?” This is the reality of living in the US. This is the ignorance of the American people

@aperlb @CastIronBalcony @lebanesesami It's on the news 24\7 try and keep up I'm in Scotland and know everything your orange shitgibbon does and says

@CastIronBalcony @lebanesesami Okay, glad you're paying attention to current events. That's good and I agree you should. Why would you assume someone in America focusing on a job and their personal life needs to if they'd rather not?

@JohnSmith19970 @it_unprofession Seriously you Americans still use incandescent lamps they've practically been banned ,in fact I'm pretty sure they are banned ,you will be very lucky if you can buy one anywhere

@it_unprofession You can get normal switch-operated LED bulbs, dumbass. No need to waste electricity with incandescent bulbs, just to get rid of the "smart home" garbage. I.e. just do what normal people do

Why do I need a firmware update to use my own living room? Three years ago, I decided my house needed to be a "smart home." I spent $800 on WiFi-enabled lightbulbs. This was a catastrophic mistake. Yesterday, the internet went out for ten minutes. My wife tried to turn on the kitchen lights using the physical wall switch like a Luddite. The bulbs factory reset themselves. Now they cycle through rave colors while emitting a high-pitched pairing frequency. I spent my entire Saturday trying to connect my kitchen ceiling to our router using a 2.4GHz band. I am a 52-year-old man standing on a stepping stool screaming at a lightbulb because my phone can't find its Bluetooth signal. Tomorrow I'm going to Home Depot to buy $2 incandescent bulbs. I want my house to be stupid again.

@kgiselle653 Ignorant maga twat

He doesn't do anything that's in the best interest of America. That's a line of bullshit. Tired of these fuckheads saying that.

Trump's "ceasefire" lasted longer than he did with Stormy Daniels.

@TheDailyDraught An empty one

What's the best looking whiskey bottle?

@TheDailyDraught Serves you right for buying beer in a green bottle ,good beers only come in brown bottles

Might be the saddest sight I've ever seen 😢

@dioscuri Yeah right keep enjoying your additives presertives and colouring

Europeans like to scoff at American gluttony, but an underrated factor in the US obesity crisis is that American food is just unreasonably good. Not fine dining specifically, but the average sports bar or taqueria or diner food is just much tastier than typical Euro equivalents

@Redzee98 @DailyNoahNews The US is attacking and was not attacked so just what is there for NATO to defend , idiot

THE IRAN CONFLICT HAS SHOWN US SOME TRUTHS THAT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CLEAR PREVIOUSLY. We have operated under the belief that NATO is a mutual DEFENSE AGREEMENT. We learned that is not the case (& ironically, Europe has more at risk with Iran's actions than the USA - the USA is energy independent, Europe is not) Considering what we contribute to NATO, it's TIME TO RE-EVALUATE.

The United States of America will withdraw over 100,000 U.S. troops from Europe and halt its annual defense spending of trillions of dollars. Do you support Rubio on this? A. Yes B. No

@RealStephKerr @DailyNoahNews @macktheknife54 Idiot that's your total defense budget not NATO

@DailyNoahNews @macktheknife54 Yes!

@mrmikeMTL That's nothing here in Scotland we get all 4 in a day

Canada has experienced all 4 seasons in a matter of 3-4 weeks... I'm not kidding.

@glenn_tunes I think you've got those numbers back to front and as for the rest of the world it's considerably higher

ONLY 48% 🙄

@Damaan4u33 Are you fucking kidding me,you seriously need to ask the whole world knows that it's the orange shitgibbon

Which one was the worst president?

@JosephFordCotto Oh please do fuck off you ignorant maga twat

Getting out of NATO is America First. Do you agree?

@mjfree Denmark told him to fuck off So fuck off the orange taco did

What happened with Greenland?

@Sofia_31016 At least we all know that Americans haven't got a clue even with a calculator , very simple mental arithmetic for anyone else

What's comes next ??