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@parti_king Salty

@parti_king Black guy cheated on him. Thats why he hates niggas

Chudthebuilder leaves an INSANE TIP for getting recognized and being PERMANENTLY BANNED from a restaurant… “make sure you guys never come to this restaurant”

@Rest_Home_Chad Time for new tech. I have a marketplace that will trade RWA as tokens on my platform. Billions on the way. Hit me up for investment.

I know I prob sound like a broken record on this but it’s all going to happen so fast, the world won’t know what hit ‘em. They are going to launch the new financial system right after the MASSIVE sub 49k liquidation cascade/capitulation event happens. The preemptive moves in the institutional sector are all happening right before our eyes. $Btc #Btc

During s£x the average men last 2.5minutes 😱😱 so what exactly are some of you doing for the other 27? 🤔”

@WomenBeingAwful This shit happened to me one time, I was reaching for them biscuits at red lobster. Stay strong brothers.

If you don't learn something from situations like this, you deserve to be cheated on.

@Jeremybtc Ever heard of fractional banking?

A 28 year old paid $18,000 to fake 4 MILLION customers and sold the lie to JPMorgan for $175 MILLION. > Charlie Javice founded Frank in 2017, a platform that helped college students apply for financial aid. > By 2019 she was on Forbes 30 Under 30 and being courted by major banks. > In 2021 JPMorgan offered to acquire Frank for $175 MILLION but wanted proof Frank actually had 4 million customers before signing. > Javice pushed back, citing privacy concerns over student data. > Then she paid a data science professor $18,000 to generate a synthetic list of 4.25 MILLION fake student names. Complete with fake emails. Fake birthdates. Fake income levels. > JPMorgan signed the cheque. > Javice was made a managing director at the bank, overseeing student products at Chase. She personally walked away with millions in stock and bonuses. > Months later JPMorgan tried to send marketing emails to Frank's 4 MILLION customers. > More than 70% bounced. > Frank actually had fewer than 300,000 real users. > An engineering director testified that the week before the deal closed, Javice asked him to help fabricate the customer numbers. He refused. > She told him "We don't want to end up in orange jumpsuits." > She was convicted on all four counts of fraud and conspiracy in March 2025. > Sentenced to 85 months in federal prison in September 2025. > Ordered to repay $287 MILLION. More than the original deal was worth. > JPMorgan was forced to pay her $115 MILLION legal bill because the acquisition contract required it. > Jamie Dimon called the whole thing "a huge mistake." > The judge told the bank they had "a lot to blame themselves" for not checking before signing. JPMorgan paid $175 MILLION for a company. Then $115 MILLION more for the lawyers. Then $287 MILLION in restitution. The fraud cost more than the company.

@ChudTheBuilder @NotBubbz Lmao, it’s very unlikely that your ancestors owned slaves. You give trailer trash vibes.

@NotBubbz This is why my ancestors owned yours.

They pussy honestly cuz why nobody hasn't swung on him yet?

@22Kyzo @GiggaChadBigly @FightStorage What about this?

@HypeLab888 @GiggaChadBigly @FightStorage This literally makes no sense lol 😂 also cracker = N word so you’re just blatantly racist once again good job 👍

DISGUSTING: A woman and her friends were seen wearing blackface and acting like it was funny

@GiggaChadBigly @FightStorage The universe doesn’t make sense. You have been pulled in a rage bait and you’re too ignorant or dumb to figure it out, love thy nigga neighbor my friends.

@GiggaChadBigly @FightStorage Nah, you crackers ain’t got the same energy. You do it racially profile, niggas do it to be funny.

@cspan @SenGillibrand He’s cooked 🤣🤣

.@SenGillibrand: "I don't know if you fully appreciate how much the American people do not support this war." Secretary Hegseth: "When I talk to Americans…they are grateful for a president who has the courage to take on this threat."

@FlexFusion_ Good read. 💦💦😉

How To FVCK Any WOMAN: 1. Get her on a date

… this is the guy at the trigger of America military power

Hegseth is cooked