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Test, can you see this?

@lilyybun Noooo

I might be addicted to energy drinks and coffee again 🙄

@KinaTheFox2 Probably

anyone here gonna play NTE when it drops? im hella excited 😩😩

@BrushingMyBrush @justalexoki Bro 😂

@justalexoki "Crazy rich Asians" in china is just called "Crazy Rich"

what the fuck

@iamtank_ @vxunderground Exactly

@vxunderground In that order

> wake up > take a shit > get out of bed > check the news

@justalexoki @eternal_fjord bro xD

@eternal_fjord She 👏 deserves 👏 a 👏 fertilized 👏 egg 👏

"im not getting my girl anything for easter" you idiot. you buffoon. you absolute disgrace of a man

@Shivam25mishra Ofc

Do you actually read documentation?

@anxietymsgs You need to give it meaning before demanding new reasons

I still don't get the concept behind life. What exactly are we here for?

@karthikponna19 My stupid ass learned Java just for Minecraft server plugins for my friends

at 11 years old, this kid coding in Python without Claude what were you doing at his age ?

@RealDaviesJ Bro that’s dirty

😂😂

@Samaytwt Those look good

if you're in software engineering, invest in a good over-ear headphones.

@orthoweeb23 @m00nlitmak Ahaha I’m sorry to hear this

@m00nlitmak Had a long distance and called it off when she admitted guy friends would help her install furniture in her house or come over for hours. Like yeah ok.

as a girl, if she has guy friends she’s a whore

@IterIntellectus doesnt sound so bad tbh

you should only date italians; they only care about food and sex. any greater ambition they have is merely a path towards more food and sex

@Syraavibes Bruh

If you’re 23+ and unmarried, wtf are you doing???

@iamtank_ Lmao

Honestly at this point with all of the supply chain attacks since Shai-Hulud, if you aren't disabling pre/post install scripts in npm or yarn you are kind of asking for it.

@beautyskillz I’m sold

do men actually like when their girl watch anime with them?

@kazmikeytok Why is this a question lmao common sense ofc it’s not acceptable

Is flirting with oomf online while they are dating someone irl considered cheating?

@alysweetss Isn’t that common knowledge xD?

@yuzu_4ever @fluxtheorist Sounds gay

@fluxtheorist cuddle but as friends.

platonically cuddled with a guy friend five months ago and he just emailed my university email saying he's been thinking about me #watdatmean

@SpaceX Holy shit

Announcing TERAFAB: the next step towards becoming a galactic civilization twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@retardedbluecat @lilyybun So sexy much wow