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@SteamieRomance not all thomas accounts, but somehow always a thomas account

Found out there’s a person slamming me on tumblr because of my posts, I’m drawing a fucking line here. My posts are NOT for kids and NOTHING to do with Thomas the tank engine 😭😭 I also don’t do NSFW content and any links you think you’ve found are fakes and are designed to scam

i mean I always knew the NerdCubed video on Wonders of Sodor was going to be peak, I just didn’t think he would aim straight for my jugular in the first 30 seconds

Going to touristy parts of Spain makes me understand why everyone hates us

Really hope I can get a flyer to Daventry tonight - this would be absolutely bonkers if correct!!!! 🤯

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@SteelCityDog_ could be worse, it could be a WMT Turbostar. I've been knocked to the floor by a gear change on a 172 before

Yet another uncomfortable journey on a 195 ✅ And at one point I thought the engine had given out! Nope, it's just shagged. Any more rattles and it'd make a better vibrator than a train.

Them: "What radicalised you..." Me:

@O_TTravels Also the ones the other side of the luggage racks in coach A, where you get a half table. They're pretty great too.

The best seat on an Avanti Pendolino train! A17 and A20. Next to a luggage rack, nobody behind you (as there is an extra wall) and a good window view. Plus it's in the Quiet Carriage, bonus!

@JoshuaGrid56098 unpopular opinion apparently: it's dead easy. just stay in the red zone and you're fine.

The pinnacle of train travel in the UK.

@GarethDennis It's the left one, but both are truly awful from a visual perspective. They've really cocked it up.

FRIDAY POP QUIZ 🎉 Pick which of these is the real one: LEFT or RIGHT?

gf has the day off. she comes into bedroom, says she wants cuddles. i ofc oblige. she proceeds to lie down on top of me, head in chest. very cozy. very cute. it has now been 45 minutes. she is asleep. when i move she starts growling. what do.

@mark_omeara89 Pretty much, yeah. it's the slot where we have (on average) the least people using the railway, so we can do larger scale, longer duration and more disruptive work while affecting travellers less.

EVERY Saturday night? Forever?

@matthewhodg @NicholasLe81575 @WyverLane GBRf's are (I beleieve this includes at least a few of the CalSlep ones) DB's unfortunately aren't

@NicholasLe81575 @WyverLane I didn’t even think the capability was maintained! Such a shame they’ve been so underutilised!

⚡️Class 92 Hauling Freight⚡️ GBRf 92044 “Couperin” powers through East Malling with a delivery of 18 new VTG JPA tanks, working 6M90 1009 Dollands Moor Sdgs to Wembley Receptions 1-7 Dep…

I hate sexting One typo and the immersion is GONE you meant to say “my cock” but you say “me cock” and now shorty think you role playing Mr Krabs

@WyverLane what a sound. nothing beats it

92003 at Crewe with a test train in May 1999.

@ClaretBlueTrain wouldn't fit into the eurostar platforms at St Pancras, let alone anywhere WCML

Would this fit into New Street?