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WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS!

Do the impossible, see the invisible!

@Lyracutevibes Then she handed me the receipt with both hands and as my brothers and I walked through the parking lot. They were saying she had an interest in me. I went back a few days later and I felt like the employees knew why I was there. I then embarrassed myself and never went back

@Lyracutevibes I was shopping once and I was joking with my brothers about me eating dog food and gnawing on bones. Then I heard a giggle from the cashier who was the most beautiful stunning pink haired woman I’ve ever seen in my life. We both were obviously nervous talking to each other

Who's the most attractive woman you've ever seen

For the first time in a long time, I haven’t sang to music in the shower. Life’s getting tough

@ketdrip What? No of course not. You have to ask them out at an awkward time of the day. Like call them at like 2 am and make sure to be crying and confess your feelings

is it valid to block someone because i like them more than they will ever like me and ik it won’t change

Me all day online and in real irl

It’s really gross and smelly and distasteful

Gotta wake up in 3 hours 💔

I was recently told I have perverted eyes when I get quiet

The cure to loneliness is a good burger and some fries❤️

@Cryst_Miu Is there a little among us somewhere?

I'm surprised nobody noticed the lil sus guy I drew lmao

@hardcatmemes “Hey” … “Hey” I’m sorry what?

“did you hear abou-“ yeah.

@mewqku Idk about you, but that was green in my books

Bro

@virtualpuppyy One time not so long ago, I remember shopping and seeing a kid stare at a woman with a skirt with that length. I still find it odd that people walk around like that in a grocery store

she didn't realize her new skirt would be so short...

Asexuals:

Never again, will I ask for a sugar mommy or daddy. Unexpectedly garnered the attention of many bots…

@akeurajitsukasa My brother just andohter me

boyfriend asked to lick my armpits and when I said no he cried and kicked his feet and punched the air

@S0op6 Uhhhm, how about thicker than it is long?

For anyone who needs cheered up

@skinnysze Well, howdy m’lady. Your alpha has arrived

i want a bf so baddddddduh ugh