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🎶Jolene Jolene Jolene JoLEEENE! I'm begging of you please don't take my ham!🎶
J w/ mouth full of meat: fuck off, nerd.
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Intestinal Bookworms
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Intestinal Bookworms
@IntestinalBookW
Arkansan with degrees in English and now law
Arkansas, USA Bergabung Ekim 2012
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"The monk joined the monastery and spent the next ten years working his way up the ranks, until finally he was put in charge of the relics."
Cranky Federalist@CrankyFed
A heist movie, but it's about monks from one medieval monastery plotting to boost relics from another monastery
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A wizard's costume should not have a zipper.
Culture Crave 🍿@CultureCrave
First look at Paapa Essiedu as Snape in the 'Harry Potter' series
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kirby fans are the most powerful race in the world
Breaking911@Breaking911
🚨 CENTCOM: “U.S. Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II attack aircraft have been used to strike Iranian naval vessels during Operation Epic Fury.”
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I genuinely don’t understand people who think court is so unimportant that they can just do it while driving.
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
NEW: Detroit woman clearly driving her car during a court Zoom call tries gaslighting a judge by claiming she was *not* actually driving her car. Judge: You cannot be driving, ma'am. Woman: I'm not driving. I'm a passenger in a car... Judge: Am I crazy, or does it not look like you're driving that car? Woman: I'm not driving the car. Judge: What side of the car are you on? Woman: I'm on the left-hand side.
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definitely this one
Pop Base@PopBase
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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This is so much better than that bullshit phrase ‘Irish goodbye’ and I shall be utilising it henceforth
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@IntestinalBookW @orangesrnice1 @Q_Review That’s an actual passage in the book! It might be a stretch to say that in canon she’s supposed to be indigenous American but it’s still a weird description
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It's Dumbledore like you've seen him before
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at John Lithgow as Dumbledore in the ‘HARRY POTTER’ series.
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@nondensocialist @IntestinalBookW @Q_Review She is racist in a way long forgotten by man what the actual fuck
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@_GVNTHER_ When God sings with his creations, will a weird ass land shark not be part of the choir?
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at the zoo booing all the animals that are sleeping
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@brad_polumbo A generous read is that bisexual people are still bisexual even if their partner is of the opposite sex.
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Planned Parenthood just posted this on Instagram… and I have questions?!?
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This is a Lethal Weapon remake waiting to happen.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
Thinking about Colman Domingo and Kieran Culkin being equally disturbed by each other’s routines.
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