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@Martina I have a psychiatrist friend who'd be happy to treat that delusional young woman.

It’s always about giving preferences to males…. What else is new?

@newshacksreboot A fate worse than death. Fortunately, as a baldy bastard myself, I have a moustache to prevent me being mistaken for that useless big sod.

@JohnSwinney John, does the light of truth, honesty, & safety from harm extend to victims of sexual abuse from SNP members, or is there only endless darkness for them to endure at your hands?

Easter is a moment to celebrate the triumph of light over darkness – a moment of hope and of renewal. In our world today, this is ever more important. Happy Easter to all.

@hermionegingol1 Now that's a say something hat that she's wearing! Judy's is gorgeous too x

sunday's camp classic. easter special. fred & judy. x youtube.com/watch?v=HeI3JI…

This isn't fascism - it's common sense. Claiming otherwise suggests to me you're neither well informed nor very intelligent. Scotland can be independent & grown-up about the real world. I still believe that. #ScottishIndependence #HonestDebate #Truth #Yes2

Pre-op' trans women have no rights to women’s spaces. None. Real women are perfectly entitled to represent themselves. I’d castrate paedophiles. Immigration should be severely restricted. Traditional values. Respect for others. Personal responsibility. Honour our culture. 7/

To the independence parties: for once, do be honest with the Scottish people about the immediate and long-term costs of independence. Stop pretending there’s no bill. There will be, and it'll be a whopper. Tell those generations responsible for paying this bill the truth. 6/

I’ve taken some heat lately from fellow indy supporters who seem confused that I back Scottish independence… while still defending the British state when it’s right to do so. Let me be crystal clear, once and for all: 1/

I cherish the ancient social ties that bind these islands - England, Wales, Ireland, Northern Ireland, & I want a confederation of them, not separation in bitterness. I’m also done being called a “far-right fascist” for believing these perfectly normal things. 5/

I believe in civic duty, and yes, I’d back national service if we had it. I’m tough on crime and its causes, and I support real deterrence and early interventions. I want the NHS protected, not turned into a nanny state. 4/

Thrift, hard work, and pulling your weight in your own community matter to me. I believe in a just transition from fossil fuels that actually replaces every lost job with a real new one. I support the armed forces & our relationship with the USA. 3/

I've always supported Scottish independence. Always will. That does not make me a hard-left Marxist who thinks Scotland should pay for the rest of the world to live here for free. I’m an economic socialist & a social conservative. 2/

@ScotExpress A chilling prospect. The SNP needs to be tempered, & perhaps the Lib Dems might step in to cut a deal, saving us all from the worst of the SNP's incompetence. Of course, if unionist voters get their acts together, the electoral arithmetic might drastically change.

Ross Greer and Gillian Mackay in line for Cabinet roles in nightmare new SNP-Green coalition scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

@PaulJSweeney Paul, you know I'm no fan of Labour, but you deserve to be elected, sir. Your constituents are very fortunate to be represented by such a passionate community advocate and civic champion.

Easter greetings from Dennistoun 🐣gl

@drhingram Clearly, it was thee who stole this from my wardrobe! I am clutching my pearls in outrage, madam. Whatever shall I wear to church today?

Me rocking up at church on Easter Sunday

@narendramodi Easter greeting to you, sir! Wishing you a most peaceful, joyful, and blessed day 🤗🙏💐🌈

Greetings on Easter. This sacred day celebrates hope and renewal. May it bring peace, joy and brightness to everyone’s lives. May the teachings of Jesus Christ inspire all to be kind and strengthen the spirit of togetherness in society.

@Martina I'm all shook up. He's gorgeous! 🥰

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@hermionegingol1 Happy Easter dear x

when sophie raworth announced on the news that the bbc had thoroughly investigated (insert horror of choice) and god (the bbc director general) had said there is nothing to see here. x

@damekatydenise_ I tell her to get her wig back on, and piss off back to presenting her show about home building.

You spot this lady at the bar smiling at you, with pint in hand she gently fingers the rim. What do you do?

@OliLondonTV It looks like a well-boiled horse.

Transgender man boasts about being compared to Sarah Jessica Parker ‘all the time.’