Joker Card 🃏

@Madonna Just like Madonna will always be the material girl Joker Card will always always be the horny boy Listen loud on SoundCloud and dance

@PopCrave WHO?!?

Zendaya arrives to the ‘Euphoria’ Season 3 premiere.

@JamieBonkiewicz @TheRealThelmaJ1 ARE YOU OKAY?!?

Shit is so fucked up I almost liked an Alex Jones tweet.

@TheRealThelmaJ1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Trump managed to get the Strait of Hormuz that used to be open forever before it was closed because of him, open again for two weeks. We're so back, baby.

@PopCrave WHO AND WHO?!?

Aubrey Plaza is expecting her first child with partner Christopher Abbott, People reports.

@Rockprincess818 ART OF THE DEEL! by trump

Trump might be the smartest person in the entire United States. The guy is just operating on a level we’ve never seen before from anyone. It’s incredible to witness.

@ACTBrigitte ART OF THE DEEL! by trump

Donald Trump has a better foreign policy record than every single modern day President combined. I trust his judgement with Iran completely and you should too.

@BrilynHollyhand ART OF THE DEEL!!! by trump

Iran has caved and agreed to a ceasefire and to open the Straight of Hormuz. Is every panican who called for the 25th Amendment to be used going to apologize now?

@lindyli THIS WOULD INCLUDE YOU @lindyli

Birthright citizenship has been a DISASTER for America in recent years Birth tourism gives rise to millions of anchor babies This is basically a welcome mat for illegal aliens who exploit American generosity Time to put an end to this taxpayer-funded travesty

@SpencerHakimian GET UP OFF YOUR KNEES AND WIPE THAT ORANGE BRONZER OFF YOUR MOUTH ALREADY @SpencerHakimian

🚨BREAKING: In a MASSIVE VICTORY for PRESIDENT TRUMP, Ayatollah Khamenei was replaced by Ayatollah Khamenei II. No other President HAD THE GUTS! This is TRUE Leadership! 👊🏽🇺🇸🔥

@Patriotdadev77 DRAMA QUEEN! @Patriotdadev77

And just like that, we have a deal. To all of you weak a$$ fake AF losers that spent the day bawling and squawlling all over social media today. This is for you. Go F%&K YOURSELF. You aren't smart enough to understand what it takes to defeat the globalist system and you aren't strong enough to allow it to happen. You are weak and we're tired of you.

@IngrahamAngle SHUT THE FVCK UP!!! YOUR PARENTS ARE SIBLINGS! @IngrahamAngle

DEADLINE OFF. CEASEFIRE ON. Iran blinked. After direct talks, Trump pauses strikes for two weeks—says negotiations are “incredibly complex” but moving toward a definitive agreement.

@PressSec GET OFF YOUR KNEES AND WIPE THE ORANGE BRONZER OFF YOUR MOUTH ALREADY @PressSec

This is a victory for the United States that President Trump and our incredible military made happen. From the very beginning of Operation Epic Fury, President Trump estimated this would be a 4-6 week operation. Thanks to the unbelievable capabilities of our warriors, we have achieved and exceeded our core military objectives in 38 days. More on that tomorrow morning from @SecWar and Chairman Caine! The success of our military created maximum leverage, allowing President Trump and the team to engage in tough negotiations that have now created an opening for a diplomatic solution and long-term peace. Additionally, President Trump got the Strait of Hormuz reopened. Never underestimate President Trump’s ability to successfully advance America’s interests and broker peace.

@MAGAVoice SHUT THE FVCK UP!!! ANNOYING!!!! @MAGAVoice

Crickets… not seeing enough people say sorry and thank President Trump for doing the impossible

@VP Joke!!!!!!

VP Vance celebrates the U.S. relationship with Hungary: "Relations between America and Hungary have reached new heights, an exciting era of new ties on everything ranging from energy security to business and trade cooperation to closer cultural bonds."

@SpencerHakimian OMG, what a deel!!!!!!! Never has a victory been so massive

🚨BREAKING: In a MASSIVE victory for PRESIDENT TRUMP, Iran promises to re-open the Hormuz Strait. For the first time in HISTORY, Iran will allow ships to transit. Art Of The Deel.

@Edgar_IvanG Is your friend doing drugs or drinking? At that point, they don’t care what they look like. Some people are just looking for sex and other people are looking for more.

I have a friend who has sex with just anyone, doesn’t matter if the guy is cute or not, and he gets 3-4 different guys a week, not judging but that’s wild. I don’t get how someone can have sex with someone who they don’t even find attraction to?

@honeymoon250 BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

What’s your advice here ?

@ThrillaRilla369 THE MOMENT TRUMP CAME DOWN THAT ESCALATOR AND OPENED HIS STUPID MOUTH ACTUALLY, THE MOMENT TRUMP SHOWED HIS RACISM AND MADE A BIG OLD CRAP ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BIRTHPLACE. MEANWHILE, TRUMP WASN’T EVEN BORN IN AMERICA

When was the exact moment in America when everything started going downhill?

@LaurenWitzkeDE WHY DON’T YOU APPLY FOR THAT JOB AND SEE IF YOU CAN DO IT BETTER? IF YOU CAN HANDLE THE SCREAMING MOM’S, THE CRYING CHILDREN AND THE DRUNK DAD’S GO FOR IT, AND TELL US ABOUT IT @LaurenWitzkeDE

Airlines putting Black women in charge of anything customer service related where they have to deal with a paying customers in person should be absolutely forbidden.

@CJGRISHAM ALWAYS WITH THE MALE GENITALIA JOKES. THAT’S ALL YOU THINK ABOUT. @CJGRISHAM

BREAKING: Michelle Obama has been hospitalized for a ruptured testicle.