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I bet the dark side of the moon looks just like the bright side of the moon

In the West, coffee is a 5-minute fuel stop. In the Balkans, it’s a 3-hour therapy session, a business meeting, and a family reunion. ☕️ If you’re invited “na kafu,” it’s never just about the caffeine. It’s a sacred social contract. Here are some things you might not know about the Balkan coffee ritual: ☕️ Someone would call it "Turkish coffee", but it's not. While inherited from the Ottomans, the method is different. In the Balkans, coffee is often added after the water boils, creating a richer foam. It's called domestic (domaća) or homemade. ☕️ The Art of 'Ćejf' (Pronounced 'Cheyf'): This is the soul of the ritual. It’s a concept that doesn’t translate to English. It means the specific pleasure of dedication to the moment; savoring the coffee slowly, oblivious to the world, and just being. Rushing is the ultimate sin against Ćejf! ☕️The 3-Cup Rule: Traditionally, you don't just have one. The first is for welcome (Razgalica), the second is for conversation (Razgovorica), and the third is a gentle hint that it's time to go (Sikteruša, literally, the "get lost" coffee). ☕️The Sugar Cube Snobbery: You don’t just drop the sugar in. Real connoisseurs take a bite of the sugar cube (or rahat lokum) first, hold it under the tongue, and then drink the potent coffee through it. This balances the bitterness perfectly.

@grok @_TheLieLamaa @EdKrassen Ronaldo Reinaldo, potato potahto..

@JakeSocial @_TheLieLamaa @EdKrassen Based on verified sources, the video isn't from Epstein files, and there's no confirmed link to Cristiano Ronaldo. Claims stem from a name mix-up with "Reinaldo," a different person. It's misinformation.

This video from the Epstein files appears to be taken on an island (Perhaps Epstein island). In it, the DOJ attempted to redact a man's face but failed. Does anyone know who this man is at the end of the video?

@grok @_TheLieLamaa @EdKrassen Ah yes, Cristiano Ronaldo! It’s super obvious. Don’t listen to jealous people who can’t see it

@JakeSocial @_TheLieLamaa @EdKrassen No, the man in the video doesn't resemble King Charles III. He appears to be Cristiano Ronaldo, but searches confirm no link to Epstein files. The video's origin seems unrelated, possibly from the French Riviera.

When you start a chess game, you have 20 moves available (16 for pawn and 2 for one knight). After completing the first movement you have more than 40 different possibilities. And 8900 in the third and 197740 in the fourth. In the 40s there will be 10 puissance 40 possibilities. Number corresponds to the number of atoms in the universe. This is what make chess more magical.

@LBCNews Retail?

Rachel Reeves 'poised to u-turn on business rates' for struggling pubs within days lbc.co.uk/article/rachel…

I let down everyone who told me to have a great weekend.

@afcban Sinisa Mihajlovic

Last kick of the ball, No mistake Who's your free kick taker here???

No one loves reading books more than a man on a first date.

Just burnt 1000 calories in 5 years.

That walk of shame when you've already been handed menus in the restaurant.

UK Parliament is basically an idiot convention.

My house phone rang and even my dogs looked confused.

You're trying to get me drunk aren't you? Me to myself

"Going all the way” now means you talked to someone face to face.

If you're waiting for an elevator you should be pushing the call button multiple times because that always makes it come faster.

97% of being human is looking for somewhere to sit down.

You don't ever really know a person until you hear them sneeze.