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@CFCJoes Hehe, it's probably that truck changed lanes abruptly without indicating. There's a day I always rammed into one, I had to stand on brakes until they screeched

Heavy traffic at Ruiru on your way to Nairobi caused by an accident where a Subaru rammed onto the back of a Tata truck. That edge is like a knife. Use service Lane or alternative routes eg via OJ towards Tatu city.

@WamugundaG @FayChep476320 Unaongeza socks

@FayChep476320 Jaribu kuvaa Mombasa at 35 degrees.

The shoe can attend corporate functions, funerals, churches, sports, state functions and used to shower 😂😂

@PayPal @PayPal you are such pathetic thieves, stealing from hardworking Africans. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

You could win two tickets to every home game of your favorite NFL team. The whole regular season. Don’t leave your seats on the table. Send $10+ to a friend with PayPal by 5/28 to enter. Opt in at link in bio for details. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Ends 5/28/26. PayPal account in good standing required to accept prize. See rules at Paypal.com/p2psweeps

@ShockValueXX @Krepublics2_ So would rather fix or buy a new bumper if it were you?

The Combined IQ hapa inacheza 50, ikienda sana 55 😂. Sadly utapata hawa ma morio wanaongea mob, wako na ma wife na watoi.. ambao watagrow na hii akili. These guys clearly have never heard of accountability! Ever! It’s their way or the highway. Smh! To the Benz guy now… maybe he is just a driver, maybe he’d borrowed the car… However, situational awareness (even looking at the surroundings) should tell you to move. You will likely lose more standing there than JUST the bumper clips. Apo utaibiwa na udinywe msee! 🔥

Kama niya Parliament basi niya serikali. Pesa ya mwananchi hiyo GK.

@DanielMany4 @moneyacademyKE @_CrazyNairobian The same president who is accused of wearing adult diapers, and we expect him to act like a grown up😂😂

@moneyacademyKE @_CrazyNairobian A president who arrests another Country's President and first lady, airlift them to US and throw them in a US jail. A President who kills another Country's rulers is the one you expect to obey a court order written by a judge in Nairobi, Kenya.??

US military aircraft carrying Ebola medical staff land in Laikipia, Kenya, despite a court order stopping the planned quarantine facility.

@edgarwabwire_ Bosco 😂😂

If PSG wins the UEFA Champions League call me a Dog!

@DanChepta So they're also brain*less

These well-trained GSU officers are in charge of presidential protection. Hear what they say, but don't use the loudspeaker." Weuh 🤣 🤣 🤣

@KenyaPower_Care @danwaffles80322 There's no power in Egerton Njoro and its environs.

@danwaffles80322 Good evening. We apologise for the inconvenience. Kindly share via DM your meter/account number, phone number and a nearby landmark (such as a church, school, hospital, market or a popular building), so we can report the issue for further assistance. ^RN

Good evening. Please be advised that there will be a scheduled power interruption tomorrow, Sunday, 10.05.2026, as outlined in the attached notice.^LW

@WatcherGuru Distraction!!

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Department of War releases UFO and potential alien life files.

@Nightmode818199 @RichkiddWizzy Not always. There's a day I asked an mpesa agent innocently kama ako na float.

@RichkiddWizzy Hi crew si ya kuosha watu hii ni ya kuconfirm uko na float ijipamge .izo maswali anadai kujua cash uko nayo hapo apeleke taarifa kwa wenzaake ukujiwe..chunga sana msichana..

Bro is confirming if she has a float of 70k and above.

@rene_bell3 What a coincidence! Jana nimejikuna hadi naogopa kuoga leo😂😂

Nyinyi Huwa mnajikuna mkitoka kuoga? It's so itchy it drives me crazy

@FilosofaMmkuu @OnyangoMalaki @rene_bell3 Natumia imperial leather na still najikuna kama bladfakin

@OnyangoMalaki @rene_bell3 Wrong advice. Kipande huwa na lots of harsh chemicals meant for washing clothes. Instead use mild soaps like dove & imperial leather.

Huyu Mtoi bado hajapatikana aki, retweet widely

If you come across this post on your timeline kindly retweet widely. A child is missing 😔😔

@bakhita_esther Hawa kwani akili hufungia wapi

Edwin Sifuna and Babu owino seeing bad things on their home ground Kisumu Eeh huku ni TUTAM si mi ndio nakushow

@Prophet_DrOwuor After being exposed in Kenya, he's taking his "great miracles" international 😁😁

SHOCK & AWE IN YAMOUSSOUKRO, IVORY COAST The Prophet of the Lord, Dr. David Owuor, calls down instant rain from HEAVEN before a stunned multitude, a fearful visitation of the LORD GOD. Prepare the way! The MESSIAH is Coming!

@ISokwala GLE fellas want to overtake at the slightest opportunity available so as to massage their egos.

There has been a noticeable rise in incidents involving Mercedes-Benz GLE vehicles on Kenyan roads, even having several visit my workshop, sparking debate about the real cause. While reckless driving is often the first assumption, the issue is rarely that simple. From our experience in the workshop, these crashes can stem from a combination of factors; driver behavior, yes, but also poor or delayed servicing, incorrect repairs, use of non-genuine parts, and limited understanding of how modern driver-assistance systems behave at speed. Vehicles like the GLE are highly advanced machines, and when maintenance standards drop or warnings are ignored, performance and safety are compromised. Proper diagnostics, qualified servicing, and responsible driving must go hand in hand if we are to reduce these incidents on Kenya’s roads. Drive safe, know your car, service and maintain your car. Magadi rd is our location, 0708455455 is our number.

@JosephMasta2 @edgarwabwire_ What about accountability?

@edgarwabwire_ Ni nyinyi ndio mlikua mnalinganisha bei ya mafuta kenya na Uganda and Tanzania, president told you people to compare kenya with equally bigger economies not our mediocre neighbours x.com/i/status/20463…

When they want to tax us they compare us to the UK and Singapore but when it comes to accountability we are compared to Uganda, Burundi, Tanzania and Sudan. We have to put this to an end once and for all. FREEDOM IS COMING!!

❗️X (formerly Twitter) suffers outage: users in Kenya report not being able to repost posts.

@GlobalUpdates24 Yeah, God is sending the plagues for Pharaoh(Netnyahu) to stop the killings

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING – Tens of thousands of bees have suddenly swarmed across parts of Israel and they are attacking people there Israelis are saying that they have never seen such an attack of bees in their lives