Goddamnit Jess

@travismcelroy Hi, I make a storytelling/book adjacent podcast where my best friend and tell you what a book is about by only ever looking at the cover. It's supposed to be silly, just like all good things. @CandaceAndJess podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/can…

I think it’s time once more. If you are a creator on the internet (YouTube, TikTok, OnlyFans, Etsy, Twitch, etc.) leave a link to your stuff! Then, everyone go check out their stuff! Simple as that!

@grahamclark You too!

ok, gotta run, until next time, do really take care of each other

i have an open half hour, who needs a pick me up?

@vanartsradio Aww thanks bud! #seagullforpresident

Every time I see a seagull, I think of @JessGoddamnit. ^NC #TheLiteralViewFromVanarts

@vanartsradio Okay.

Post a picture of yourself without context ^TF

Happy birthday to David Bowie! I managed to do an interview with him that was totally real and definitely wasn't completely fabricated. -JG #DavidBowie #HappyBirthdayDavidBowie #justforfun @vanarts

@hkpmcgregor @CandaceAndJess It was super fun meeting everyone last Friday! Thanks for the love and shares! 😀 You can also find Candace And Jess on iTunes, Spotify, and Google Play Music!

I would listen to a one off podcast or whatever of @ElliottKalan just talking about Godzilla and all things giant Toho monsters.

We’ve totally loved playing you Sweet songs every hour in memory of Steve Priest. There’s still another five to go! SWEET DAY CONTINUES! @jongripton @djjohnsoton @JessGoddamnit

Dear white people, For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer. Let your guard down and listen.

"Hey babe, do you want to walk with me down by the pond and flip off the geese?" #fuckyougeese

@JustinMcElroy I know it’s the other Justin McElroy, but now I’m reading this whole article in your voice.

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere trib.al/vMzRuqR

Totally thought the Super Bowl was a pro marijuana festival. #SuperBowl #marijuana

It’s rainy in Vancouver, but thanks to Margaritaville by @jimmybuffett it’s sunny and warm in my mind!

@travismcelroy @DeathBlart Boxed, and when you’re finished drinking all of it, take the space bag out of the box, blow it up and use it as a pillow!

Which wine pairs best with discussing Paul Blart? @DeathBlart

Episode 59 - The Mission Song. We’ve done this show for a year! In this episode we talk about coffee, zebras, and the Kinks! #podcast #storytelling #books #comedy #justforfun #canadian #friendship iTunes link: itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/can…

Episode 54 we (eventually) judge the book The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd. Join us for a very special and totally true episode! #podcast #comedy #justforfun #books #storytelling #canadian #friendship #bees #secrets iTunes link: itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/can…

Episode 53 we (eventually) judge World Enough and Time by Joe Haldeman. Jess also gets mad about a new flavour of chips, and trashy romance is discussed. #podcast #justforfun #comedy #canadian #books iTunes link: itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/can…

Episode 49 we (eventually) judge the book Some Luck by Jane Smiley! We drink tequila and mostly talk about @Jenna_Marbles cornboneless hotdogcob. #podcast #comedy #storytelling #justforfun #canadian #4thofJuly #luck #someluck iTunes link: itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/can…

Episode 48 - Artists in Crime by Ngaio Marsh. We talk about spiderpeople, famous artists and crime! #storytelling #podcast #books #justforfun #comedy #crime #artists #famousartists #spiderman #canadian #westcoast iTunes link: itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/can…