bubble girl

I’m a hater, but I’m not spreading hate. I’m just harboring it in my soul.

@TheIronSherk @TheRolo How many Canadians are inflicted??

@TheRolo It afflicts nine out of ten Americans and seven of them are @JessObsess

Being horny is stupid and doesn't make sense for most Americans. If elected I will insure we the people will never have to suffer from horny again

Privacy is now my luxury, my style and my peace.

When you are smart, that doesn’t mean you’re not a dumb bitch.

@JessObsess rt? then you don't feel like it one day and have to drive alll the way around just to avoid him...

There’s a new crossing guard at the corner of my street. I am not making eye contact, because then I am going to have to wave at him every morning. I’m not starting that!

I don’t know who needs to hear this but - Okay it’s me. I don’t need a new cup.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop coughing.

I don’t believe it’s 2024. I think it’s a lie.

Fuck FaceTime , I rode my Diamondback BMX bike 15 miles in the cold winter just to see a girl.

I subscribe to the belief that the last 3 years haven’t “really” happened.

Only a few days until everyone begins their healing journeys.

How about a hallmark movie where the main character’s back and hips are killing her because she’s sitting on the floor for too long wrapping Christmas gifts!

There’s no law that says I can’t park at an electric car space even though I don’t have an electric car.

Name a woman ME: your mom

I get a little sad around the holidays but also all year round.

Is it normal that I'm sitting at a bar with a cocktail ordering Cascade dishwasher tabs and other stuff from Amazon?

Who is the idiot that called it "possession of marijuana" and not "joint custody"?"

Which one are you? 1. You have a healthy relationship to social media 2. You have seen every video on the entire internet

Stores in Staten Island are like, that’s $10 cash or $38 if you use your credit card.

If I ever told you that you were amazing, calm down. I have very low standards.