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Joe Bates

@JoeBatesComedy

Too alt for the clubs and too club for the alts. Sirius XM radio

New York, USA Bergabung Ocak 2011
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Worst job in the world
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Nate Silver
Nate Silver@NateSilver538·
I guess I'll have to blog about this tomorrow, but "LOL, Trump TACO'ed out" is decidedly not the right reaction as compared to "that kind of brinkmanship is really fucking dangerous".
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Eli McKown-Dawson@emckowndawson·
Donald Trump's approval rating on immigration, the economy, trade, and inflation are down this month. Here's how they've changed since June 1st: Immigration: +2.5 -> -3.4 Economy: -11.3 -> -13.4 Trade: -9.6 -> -14.7 Inflation: -17.5 -> -22.6
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The only Big Beautiful Bill I support.
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Elon Musk is going to be the super bowl halftime show at this rate.
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@Danny_Heifetz Kyren Williams, James Conner, Bucky Irving. Need to bench one
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Danny Heifetz@Danny_Heifetz·
What is your biggest fantasy football start-sit question today?
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Holy shit nevermind Yahoo literally stat corrected a stat correction
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Team won by less than a point. The next morning their defense was stat corrected removing two points because yahoo says Cooper Rush dropped a ball but didn't fumble. Yahoo counts it like that but ESPN/NFL say he did fumble @YahooFantasy @DannyBKelly @craighorlbeck @Danny_Heifetz
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@Danny_Heifetz There is literally only one team that makes sense. A homecoming where Toney goes off and fully screws up the Giants draft picks
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A lot of people wonder after they give thanks, where does it go? To me, it always goes to me. You're welcome.
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2joser2loser@joserloser·
me: I’m going to disconnect completely today also me:
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This looks like someone talking to an AI version of themselves
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This game got me feeling nicey.
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@Danny_Heifetz Woody Johnson looks like the dad in step brothers and now I can't stop picturing him being a dinosaur.
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Megalopolis is basically Atlas Shrugged for liberals.
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ARIA Poker
ARIA Poker@ARIAPoker·
Jerry Kenke (San Francisco, CA) was the winner of our $160 NLH Tournament on Sunday, September 29th after a deal was reached with four players remaining. The victory earned Jerry $1,522 from the over $6K prize pool and the ARIA Winner’s Coin. Congrats!
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@NateSilver538 The more I read this discussion about keys I feel like someone is trying to make me a scientologist.
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Nate Silver@NateSilver538·
I've spent way too much time on this and have a lot of receipts from how you've applied your keys in the past! At least 7 of the keys, maybe 8, clearly favor Trump. Sorry brother, but that's what the keys say. Unless you're admitting they're totally arbitrary?
Allan Lichtman@AllanLichtman

@NateSilver538 Nate. you don’t have the faintest idea about how to apply my keys. You are neither a historian or a political scientist or have any academic credentials of any kind. Remember you were wrong when you said the keys could early predict Obama’s reelection.

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