Johnny Two Ts

@Hoppydoesntread That’s the joke.

In Superbad the Bill Hader cop says “that’s Yoda, you familiar with Yoda? From, uh, Attack of the Clones” The fact he specifically says “attack of the clones” and not just Star Wars is so funny to me.

@ImperiumFirst She’s hot. Who cares.

I actually don’t care about assimilation I don’t want people named Priya Patel in my country

@convosandbeer @NerdAthleticz Young pussy is peak. Nothing weird about it.

@NerdAthleticz It's pervy and desperate I won't lie, I personally wouldn't date a 19 year old while I'm 30 but I'm the grand scheme she's an adult. It's not illegal just.... weird.

Quite literally why do we let 19 year old itty bitty lil girlies vote then ?

@Pcrawjr @emmma_camp_ United 93 was solid even if it was based on a lie.

@emmma_camp_ Of course not. No great art about 9/11 for that matter. Our literary soul is no more.

Question for the group: has there been any great art about Covid? Any incredible literary novels or films? I can't think of anything off the top of my head but my cultural knowledge is not limitless.

@exbookiekiller Update?

50u Purdue -8.5 Getting back on track without a doubt

@BPerley @HarmeetKDhillon Myth

@HarmeetKDhillon “Diet” drinks are measurably worse for you than those with real sugar

Diet soda

@JosephGodbold @tedcruz Lol

Beneath contempt.

@Cernovich Doesn’t seem like something that would happen to a luminary like yourself.

Like Trump, I got gassed up by the neocons and Big Tech’s promises. They were either lying or unable to deliver. Iran is far more formidable than we were briefed on. In any case, the enlistment age is now 42. Have you asked your favorite podcaster if they are signing up?

@Cernovich Please enlighten everyone, Mike.

I feel sorry for people who don’t understand what is really going on.

@MrWhiteMAGA Pig spray

Part 2

TJ MAXX OR NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC OFFICER GETS BEAR SPRAYED At what point does shoplifting turn into a serious felony? (bear spray seems like that point 😬) Should using bear spray on an officer automatically mean jail time no questions asked? Bear spray in TJ Maxx?? Yeah…y’all not shoplifters…y’all terrorists on a budget 💀 TJ Maxx said “maximum savings”…they meant MAXIMUM CHAOS Officer pulls up to TJ Maxx ready for a light shoplifting call…easy work, right? NOPE. Before he even gets inside…he spots a dad out here acting like it’s WWE SmackDown on his own kid 😳 Officer hits the brakes like “sir…what are we doing???” and detains him real quick. Now he finally heads inside thinking, “okay NOW we handle the shoplifting…” WRONG AGAIN. As he walks up to the suspects…they turn into full wilderness survival mode and BLAST this man with BEAR SPRAY 🐻💀 Not pepper spray…not mace…BEAR SPRAY. Man went from TJ Maxx to National Geographic in 0.5 seconds. Officer standing there blind, coughing, probably questioning every career decision he’s ever made… All over some clearance rack hoodies 😭 Meanwhile the suspects thinking they’re on an episode of “Survivor: Retail Edition.”

@iLUVali @povcops Shut up

@povcops I guess I’m the only one who thinks that was totally excessive and unnecessary for a teenage girl to be treated like that - even having her shirt ripped off

@Howlingmutant0 @PopCulture2000s

@PopCulture2000s Let’s see the fuckin stomach

nelly furtado 🔥

@KalshiSports Undercover mudshark the entire time

NEW: Eagles Legend Brent Celek’s ex-wife is now dating a DIFFERENT former Eagles player, Hollis Thomas 👀

@IAmStillSomeone @jarodzsz The syntax is AI, dickrider.

@jarodzsz ChatGPT doesn't use spaces for emdashes You know who always types fast and commits dumb mistake like those? Miley, read her old posts, it's everywhere

the way you can see the extra space after "show" because she removed the chat gpt em dash

@Emilio2763 Black excellence indeed.

They had $800 in Hair treatments Done in the Salon and Didn’t have ANY Money…

@ivanka_humeniuk @dreamina_ai Slopdance

Ngl, I'm pretty disappointed after the official release of Seedance 2.0 on @dreamina_ai . 💔 I did SO many tests before the drop, and the pre-release model was absolutely mind-blowing. But yesterday's official launch? There's definitely a downgrade, tbh. Here’s what’s broken rn: 🚩 Prompt adherence: Ignored. The exact same prompts that worked flawlessly a few days ago now give completely different/worse results. 🚩 Camera control: Nerfed. The model just can't pull off the complex angles and camera movements it used to. 🚩 Physics & Audio: Human movements look way less realistic/stiff, and the audio quality took a hit too. 🚩 Artifacts: My prompts are meticulously timed (from 1s to 15s). Why am I suddenly getting 3 seconds of just pure black screen? 💀 Look, I 100% support tweaking models to avoid copyright/IP issues. I’m all for it. But fixing copyright shouldn't completely break body physics, sound, camera dynamics, and introduce wild visual glitches. Please @dreamina_ai , bring back the magic of that pre-release model! We know how insanely good it can be. 🙏

@backcountryMAGA @hippojuicefilm Lol fucking hick

@hippojuicefilm Who cares how gay it looks. I bet he shoots better than you. All that matters.

This is the most cringe and gay cowboy larping I have ever seen. It makes Brokeback Mountain seem like Tombstone in comparison.

@Malatjie_ @druski Ahh, yes. The old loophole.

@druski Seeing a lot of “but if a white person does blackface nywe nywe…” Caucasians never suffered racial prejudice in their entire existence. They were never enslaved. This can’t be offensive to them. They do not have a right to be offended by this as we never enslaved them.

How Conservative Women in America act 😂🇺🇸

@WestsideLAGuy ABGs are addicted to BWC. Sorry, bro.