Ric Juran

Hello world. Long time no x.

@kaileesmile Most are probably too stupid but someone truly motivated could. Cross posting on different platforms can get picked up by algorithms. Esp if ppl from secret place make posts referring to music stuff You can try out different search terms by opening am incognito browser page.

@kaileesmile You finally fixed the damn thing!

Who wants my old machine heads on my noice Taylor 🤪

Singapore Air lounge in Manila ain't pretty but it sure beats the non aircon chaos outside...

@kaileesmile Even Kiai is getting more action then some people

Holly arrives today, David Sedaris reading tomorrow, then Alex and Taylor arrive Thursday!!! Woohoo. Save your tokies for our steams 🤪🤓😎 streaming times TBD on our energies and star alignments. Also, big news, Kiai is expecting puppies very soon. I won’t get into it now, but it was a total accident due to a miscommunication about Kolohe being loose (thought he was contained when I let Kiai out to pee). As you know she never not spayed due to her traumatic experience at vet after toad— Last time I took her to vet she was on high dose of trazadone and they still couldn’t even give her one shot without her freaking out, so they sent it home with me 😆. Good news is the puppies will likely be adorable and very smart and will easily find good homes. Already have some people with farms interested. 🐶 🐶

And after a flight free December, here we go again! Do you like my socks?

@randy_greed @kaileesmile

we all knew @kaileesmile 's "No" would age like milk ... 😎

@kaileesmile But it is the 31st.....

@kaileesmile @dingleberry_the you are a star

The chicken tilted his head at me, one beady eye glinting in the candlelight. “We’re…comrades of yours. Name’s Dingleberry the Canary,” he said, puffing his cigar. “Call me Dingleberry for short.”

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@kaileesmile Nanowrimo....

Some people write a book over the course of a year or two; and some people enter a state of mania and write a full length novel in one month: hypothetically speaking- which camp would you fall in?

@pallnandi hi, we haven't been introduced apparently

Majority of Men can’t go 2 times in 2 days

I diced up a whole can of spam, fried it and then ate it all at one go... is that bad?

@ThatEricAlper swapping floppy disks to change apps...

Without revealing your age, what’s something you remember in high school that if you told a younger person they wouldn’t understand?

@Jaberuski nothing. that's why you by insurance

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?