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#americans during sex be like: you dirty little #burger... 😳😳🍔🍔

Bro my bird is a tsundere

@YepLep12345 We should highkey all get 1 or 2 extra pairs of underwear just in case…

cumming in underwear is sometimes hotter than cumming normally

No no, I think you should hear them out

I am never deleting this app

@messedupfoods No no they are just faking it. If you ask nicely you’ll even still get a knuckle sandwich to go with every purchase

Hot take, furries are [negative Generalization] Everyone in the community [thing that happens infrequently but benefits my point emphasize] Furries should [subjective opinion based on my personal experiences, associations & comfort levels] [End tweet]

@soapotd @transm1das Does this mean that we should use coins to break out of prison instead of spoons?

We just subjected these soaps to some bullshitttttt

When somebody tell me to do something I was literally already about to do

Save her!!! D:

Me when I am highkey burning to death but a hot ass firefighter uses the jaws of life to cut the door off and then drags me away from the car while it is burning up in its own gasoline (The car is no longer the hottest thing on the road)

Fuck someone against a tree in the middle of the forest and tell me if that’s public Humans cheer you on. Trees don’t.

Thanks Kinger #tadc

Hired some kobold servants. They keep bringing me shiny rocks and gems. I just want mice bro. Gryphon struggles….

@Coinvo Here is a source I am not sure whether to be happy that there is a source for this or upset that it’s true nytimes.com/2026/02/13/tec…

WEIRD: 🇺🇸 DHS has issued hundreds of subpoenas to Meta, Reddit, Discord and others, to unmask anonymous accounts that criticize ICE.

@kirawontmiss I don’t know… grass be looking kinda brown sometimes

The sky is blue. Grass is green. Water is wet.