Kent Graham

I’d like to see a movie where the hitman opens the briefcase to assemble the high-powered rifle and sees it’s made by Ikea.

My wife talked to me for nearly an hour about how much she can't stand chatty people.

Google is my Primary Care Physician.

@nytimes You can't have a four-word connection that isn't correct and write it off as "that isn't the connection we're going for." Three words connected are fine as decoys. But four words are cheating on the part of the quiz maker.

I have a very small dog — a Shih-tzu — and her behavior indicates that she has a Napoleon complex.

@paramountplus paramountplus.com/home is redirecting to paramountplus.com/ca and I can't access my account

I don’t wanna brag, but my teenager just talked to me for like 8 seconds.

@EricIdle I grew up next to an English family in Detroit. They introduced me to Python on Ch 9 out of Windsor before it reached the States. You lads were a naughty influence. I once addressed a substitute teacher as Mrs. Two Story Apartment Building and got sent to the principal.

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Dolly Parton is amazing!

Every Republican member of Congress voted against the Inflation Reduction Act. That hasn’t stopped them from claiming credit now that billions of dollars and thousands of jobs are coming home. That's alright: Bidenomics works for all of America.

#Apollo11 launch day, 54th anniversary. 🇺🇸🚀🌛 Steak and eggs today celebrating in style at home with my Anca.

Had enough yet ?

Today, some of the books that shaped my life—and the lives of so many others—are being challenged by people who disagree with certain ideas or perspectives. And librarians are on the front lines, fighting every day to make the widest possible range of viewpoints, opinions, and ideas available to everyone.

You have wrinkled linen shirts. You have a hot, humid garage. Connect the dots, my friend. These are genius dots.

- Darling, you're manspreading again. - I can't help it. It's the lavender.