Kevin Geisner

Welcome home Artemis II astronauts.

@VitalVegas Nah, better use of Sixth is to allow flogging for pipfails

Our first act as Mayor will be to decriminalize sex work. Second, ban fake weed stores. Third, ban use of "DTLV" for "downtown Las Vegas." "Downtown" is one word. Fourth, create the City's first Department of Mayoral Groupies. Fifth, turn that shit down, Fremont Street.

@majornelson I'm from CT and live in Seattle. I am not torn in the slightest. Go Hawks!

I'm a New Engand man, living in Seattle - so today will be interesting. #SuperBowlLX

@Norma5387953815 7581

99.9% will fail..!! Tell me the number that is bigger than this..??

@PokerNews The Wynn and it's not close.

❓What's your favorite Las Vegas poker room?

@spryfox Best of luck to all the Foxes! Rooting for you all.

On behalf of the Foxes, we invite you to read this announcement we've put together. 🧡 We hope this answers some of your questions about what the world looks like for Spry Fox moving forward as an independent studio. 🦊 spryfox.com/a-16-year-old-…

@conrads411 OldFriends, 'cause I like to fly close to the sun

Let's say one were to start a podcast, and you wanted to drag your "OnlyFriends" back on tube. What would you name it?

You don't have to agree with his politics, but I cannot understand anyone who doesn't agree with this message. Well said Bernie.

@Liv_Boeree apple

Answer a disagreement for me: which of these two thumbnails would you be more likely to click? Eye or Apple

@therealcliffyb Any parents in the house? Well, bad news. That sex was better than the rest of my jokes.

Another dumb one I tried that didn't land: "Any parents in the house?!" "Yeah, well, congratulations, you fucked."

Dumb joke I'm workshopping: Sis in law "I hate being touched!" (but she has 3 awesome kids) "So, uh, clearly you've been touched at least 3 times."

@therealcliffyb Alternate punchline: "Everywhere?"

@xboxpokerfool gah! good run George.

@xboxpokerfool Missed you at the seniors

@Xbox Crackdown. Sleeper gem.

What game ended up being an unexpected favorite for you?

@therealcliffyb Meatloaf said he wasn't a singer, but an actor who sometimes played guys who sang.

One of my producers back in the day, Robert Allen (great musician) told me once "half of singing is acting." I'll never forget that.

@berkey11 F heads up. Turn this into a coaching site ring game with carnival games. @BartHanson @JonathanLittle @DougPolkVids. Others?

Let me help all the super pros, who I have tremendous respect for, that are lining up to play me in High Stakes Duel... It's never happening. I'm the whale. A VIP. Games are literally built around me. I'm not good, nor well studied in HU. Bring me Airball, Lynne, or Feldman. Give me JLittle, Rampage, Hellmuth or Okin. Or bring me @Mister_Keating for max gamble. I have zero ego around this event and the ONLY incentive to play another match is the illusion that I can win.

@VitalVegas The right answer is to go twice.

Great question! As a photographer, day, but night is sexier (and refurbished signs are magical). Can’t go wrong either way.

@dmoongirl @jeffplatt Otters ftw!

1.5 million but about to be interviewed by @jeffplatt. I’m not superstitious but I’m a little stitious. It’s fine… right? 🫣 ##WSOP

@conrads411 I've played poker for ~35 years. THE most fun poker game I've ever played was with Conrad. He knows of what he speaks.

Why wouldn’t we is the real question? You may of never had fun playing poker, but imagine day two of the biggest tournament of the year and every one is laughing and having a good time for 8 hours. Poker doesn’t have to be some quiet tense game. (Cont) Let’s live a little.

@rfandozzi11 Looks like they already got 'im

when the robots take over i know theyre goin after the guy that made this first