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Kevin Sebastian
@KevSebastian
A witty fool with a foolish wit. Catching the world as it falls apart. Geoffrey on @MurphyBrownCBS. Spiderboy on @BlueBloods_CBS. Writer on @RedheadsAnon.
New York, NY Bergabung Mayıs 2011
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@KevSebastian Hi, Kevin. I'd be happy to help with this! Please provide the full name of the primary renter, your relation to the primary renter, and your reservation/rental record number, in DM, for further assistance. Thank you! -Tiana
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Hey @Hertz, why do you keep charging me for gas refueling every time I bring it back full? Are your employees not bothering to look at the gas gauge and just slapping on the charge? This is not the first time this has happened. Shameful.
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The @Yankees return to The Bronx for their Home Opener after a killer season-starting road trip.
An earthquake heralds their arrival.
This is going to be one hell of a season.
LET'S GO YANKEES!! 😆 🎉
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A lone scream from an apartment across the street.
A bang.
Of fists on a desk.
The clouds open, crying.
Adding to a social media manager's tears.
As they run their hands on lush grass.
Sirens cry in the distance.
Who are we now.
#facebookdown #instagramdown #meta
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SAG-AFTRA says “You need a new offer title, wanna hire some writers?” 😆
SAG-AFTRA@sagaftra
Dear #SagAftraMembers: This morning our negotiators formally responded to the AMPTP’s “Last, Best & Final” offer. Please know every member of our TV/Theatrical Negotiating Committee is determined to secure the right deal and thereby bring this strike to an end responsibly. 1/2
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Hey @MTA, when it’s before 10pm, and I’m waiting 18 minutes for an uptown A train with no alerts or delays, and then your arrival board eventually looks like this . . . then you’re doing something wrong. This happens far too frequently. What’s your plan to fix it?

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@elisabethness When the strike’s over, I smell new series. 👏🏻
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This is nothing short of perfection 😂 Love it.
.@kingbealestreet
This is literally a coming of age movie 😭
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@elisabethness @KevSebastian I think it's just "Ok, a little less on this one..." 😜
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If a #WGAStrike is “PENS DOWN!”,
is a #SAGAFTRAStrike “SHUT UP!”?
@WGAEast @WGAWest @sagaftra
#WGAStrong #SAGAFTRAStrong
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I know what we're all thinking after the first three episodes of @MaiselTV's final season:
Is Alfie ok after his flight?! 🪄
#MrsMaisel
#GideonGlick
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@ChairmanBLAOW More like steal from the rich and give to HIMSELF
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