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@KingslayerTX

Texan, but not the crazy kind. Husband, Father, Peloton junkie, Baylor grad, #TexasHockey and Bronco owner. Not that interesting in the long run. 💁🏻‍♂️

Somewhere in TX Bergabung Ağustos 2019
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Dawn dish soap@dawny005·
@KingslayerTX Sure did. I had gloves on, but hands in bushes pulling out weeds and couldn’t see. By the time I felt the first bite, it was too late lol My JJ: why is it always something with you, can you just stay inside please 😭
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Dawn dish soap@dawny005·
Fire ants got me. They all gonna die tomorrow
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@Puckbunny13 This account lost me when they referred to HEB as a “random grocery store”.
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That whole scene in The Pitt this week with the elderly couple refusing in home assistance….yeah, that hit close to home.
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The Cinemark Secret Movie was They Will Kill You. Well, that was quite the movie going experience…💀
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@DammitBits Who are we to argue with FB on these types of things? 😜
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Dammit Bits@DammitBits·
Facebook really really really wants me to buy this automatic curling iron.
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I see you, St John’s.
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@islandinmymind Ours ended up having crystals which hen created a UTI. The prescription food helped, but I was really struggling to not lose my shit for a week or so as he pissed on everything.
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Thinking of his master plan for house dominance…
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Trying to decide if I should be more worried about a meteor coming thru the roof of my home here in TX, or our president inciting a civil war.
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@dawny005 I made kinda similar choices at 19, so definitely zero judgment coming from me. I think we both found our way. 🙂
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Dawn dish soap@dawny005·
@KingslayerTX It wasn’t until I hit my 30’s that I realized how foul it was. In my defense, I was coming out of a verrrry restrictive and very bad school/home situation, so I did the most cliche thing ever 😭 In his defense…..no jk he has none. Gross.
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Dawn dish soap@dawny005·
Can confirm that at 19 I dated a 34 year old and am now wildly wildly embarrassed about it. He took me to nice dinners, fed me drugs and I could get in anywhere without an id. But still, HE WAS 34. WHY DAWN, WHY
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Every woman I have ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.

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Gonzaga doing Gonzaga things. Sadly, that crap school in Austin is the beneficiary. 🙄
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Fuck fuck fuck
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