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@HustleBitch_ Ok grandpa. You look ridiculous. And a smart beautiful woman your own age would not want you. She’s going to have fun being his nurse in a few years. But at least she’ll have his $ when he’s gone. If that’s what she really thinks is important in life. No kids. No future. No life

🚨 “I’M 26… HE’S 60” — THIS COUPLE’S ‘MARRIAGE RULES’ HAS THE INTERNET MELTING DOWN This video is going viral after a couple with a 34-year age gap revealed the "non-negotiable" rules they follow behind closed doors. • No drinking unless they’re together • Mandatory prayer every single night • “Never keep score” no matter what happens • Stay kind and “serve” each other… even during arguments They call it “intentional commitment.” She says these rules make her feel more free, not less. Is this level of structure what makes relationships stronger… or does it cross a line? 📹 credit: gracenfaithg

@MyBankIsFat Thank you. This helped me today.

$SPY 721P @.35 lotto size

@dom_lucre His poor wife.

🔥🚨JUST IN: A 50 Shades of JP Morgan trailer using the Indian man I created with Chat GPT has been going viral.

@gabriel_horwitz @modern_rock She should sue him for defamation

Turns out the story of the year was just...made up. and it gets worse. - John Doe is Chirayu Rana, 35, now a principal at Bregal Sagemount. he left JPMorgan and went straight to private equity. - The whole "threaten his bonus" premise collapsed. Hajdini reported to a completely different managing director than Rana. she had no say over his compensation. - JPMorgan pulled phone records, reviewed emails, interviewed the full team. found nothing. Rana even refused to participate in his own investigation. - A colleague described Rana as "socially awkward" but someone who "met the requirements" to stay at the bank. - Before any lawsuit, he tried to negotiate a payout in the "millions" to leave the bank quietly. they didn't bite. - He filed court filing, then his lawyers retracted it for "corrections" and deleted it. But the Daily Mail already ran the whole thing and the rest twitter did its thing. so he tried to get paid, didn't, then filed a now-retracted complaint against someone who couldn't touch his bonus. wild. feel terrible for her and her family.

@SteveOnSpeed I’ve heard that figure. $50-75k

Just got a quote for a new garage at our lake house. $70,000. Includes: Foundation. 24x30 garage. Loft area upstairs with full plumbing. Earth leveling. Running utilities, like power, water, and sewer. This is good, terrible, or about right?

@dom_lucre Sounds completely fabricated. Women do not talk like that.

🔥🚨JUST IN: The Indian man who filed a sex harassment suit against JPMorgan executive Lorna Hajdini, has been unmasked as 35-year-old Chirayu Rana. Rana alleges he was told: "You really think management wants some Indian boy leading organizations?" “If you don’t have sex with me tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.” “I bet your little Asian fish-head wife doesn’t have these cannons.” "If you don't f*k me soon, I'm going to ruin you. Never forget, I f*king own you." In addition to many other things by his former boss.

@gregorysgordon @BLovesSoAL @2025DJT2025 She’s keeping him calm. She’s getting all the information so the police know what to expect when they get there. They know who’s in the house. They know where the gun is. They know where the dead people are. And they know where the perpetrator is. She is a pro.

@BLovesSoAL @2025DJT2025 Wow, really? Hadn’t thought of that! Doesn’t change my original sentiment.

Chilling 911 call… Jacob “Jake” Evans, of Texas, was 17-years-old when he called 911 on the night of October 4, 2012, and told a dispatcher that he had just shot and killed his mother, and 15-year-old sister, with a 22 revolver, inside their home. Evans described to the dispatcher, exactly what he did, and partially why, saying he wasn’t angry or anything…. he just felt like his family suffocated him, and that he had been planning to kill somebody…anybody…for a while, so might as well be them. Evan’s was sentenced in 2015 to 45 years in prison and is eligible for parole in 2032. Do you believe this MONSTER should be released in 6 years??😡

@ihytage I didn’t catch you today. But this was a good call out for everyone. Manage your risk. I will buy you coffee if I catch you tomorrow.

people are forgetting that this is all free and that I don’t have to do this at all 😂 , if you see 15% profits in your portfolio and don’t take it that’s on you , I won’t let anyone stop me from getting to my goal and so far I’m doing pretty good.

@TheMarketRaven We should go higher. I didn’t get in right away when you did because I didn’t see it. So I had to take a couple of tries at it so I wasn’t underwater there for a while.

If you listened, You learned why I got calls on $XSP ( $SPY / $SPX ) before the market popped. This divergence was the clue. No furu teaching that. This post deserves a ♥️ or else ill keep my secrets to myself. 😹

@akafaceUS Granite is ugly

Who would trade granite for butcher block? It’s paying to downgrade to a less durable countertop material.

@MRyan73169 @ThoNg676733 It’s the lyrics.

@ThoNg676733 Is this a troll? I hope so because this song is shit. Good example of a lot of the crap that was put out in the ‘80s.

One of the greatest hits of all time.🎶✨

@LASHYBILLS If you’ve ever seen his feet, they were completely white

So Michael really didn’t bleach his skin 😳

@ToolySOL You go!!!

My financial advisor looking at my 560 Trades that made me $87

@ColesTrades Yeah, but still only $15. I’m so glad I sold it when it was at 24.

$SOFI is a $100 stock trading at $15

@OverkillTrading @GodsBurnt Thought it was a joke. 🤣

@GodsBurnt Dumbest thing I’ve read all day

Sold ALL of my Crypto. Bought $2,750,000 worth of sealed Pokemon cards. Going to start ripping packs until they're all open, and won't check a single chart. Feeling calm and like I made the best decision in my life. You guys keep buying your scam coins that are going to 0. I’m going to buy REAL collectibles that have REAL value.

@StockMKTNewz Good for them. No thank you buy BULL.

Cathie Wood and Ark Invest bought 553,892 shares of Robinhood $HOOD today

@RockNRoLL_85 Well tadesha trucks had one really good song.

Imagine what The Allman Brothers could had done if tragedy hadn’t struck!

@Milajoy @KaitMarieox Not funny. Not even a little

Decades of liberal indoctrination in our colleges and kids know NOTHING. This is sad. Credit: @KaitMarieox

@WealthCoachMak I question myself everytime I look at the NOW calls in my portfolio. Luckily a small position markets pumping and it is dumping

Opened Trades Today: $NVDA CSP $HOOD Long Call $NOW Long Call $AMZN CSP $GOOGL PCS $GOOGL Iron Call Butterfly x 2 (bearish and bullish) $META Iron Call Butterfly x 2 (bearish and bullish) Rolled Trades Today: NONE Closed/Expired Trades Today: NONE

@WallStreetApes They deserve every penny they make. Would you want to work at Costco?

Americans are shocked to find out you can make more at Costco drawing smiley faces on receipts than someone who went to school to work in the medical field This woman Ames $34.50 as a Costco cashier On Sunday she gets paid $48 per hour This isn’t uncommon, I found that after 5 years of full time employment people typically are making $28–$34 per hour at Costco Many full time employees are making over $70,000+ per year