becca.

Night

I see you did your makeup.. somebody misses their coloring books, don't they?

"I tried to pay attention but attention paid me."

Cop: "FREEZE!" Criminal: "Everybody clap their hands!"

RT if you never thought you would get addicted to twitter.

I was gunna tell you a joke about homework...but its waste of time.

When you go on a school trip and you go to your friend "SIT NEXT TO ME ON THE COACH?"

"Is that a dude or a chick?" "I'll find out... Hey, what's your name??" "Jamie" WTF!

RT this and I will get you 100+ followers (must be following me)

If her age isn't on the clock, she's to young.

Its monday tommorow and I feel shit.

Waking up and checking your twitter like its the morning paper.

Teacher: "Why are you late? Student: "I'm late?" Teacher: "You just missed an entire period" Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"

I have kissed justin bieber on the lips.... They taste of poster.

I would smack you but I don't know what face to smack as you have two.

RIP Ethan, a boy belieber who died at 9 years old 6 months ago today <3 RT if you care.

"I want a boyfriend for the winter"..so what do you do with it when its summer? Chuck it?

Dear Snooki, we want our color back. Sincerely, Spicy Nacho Doritos.

On a scale of 1 to adele, how much do you hate your ex?

I love @OneDirection @thewantedmusic @littlemixoffic @justinbieber @codysimpson. Ya mad bro?